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Ethan Alpern
@ethan.workingonthedadpod.com
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Girl dad in the DC-area. Hate having to watch my west coast sports teams on Eastern time. Forever disappointed Miami Hurricanes fan.

Also, I’m The Silver Spring Notary and co-host of @workingonthedadpod.com.
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Every time Miami loses (every season, every year, every day)…
I wish I knew how to quit “U”.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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#FantasyFootball #LockerRoomChemistry #RegularSeasonChamps
For years I was told it couldn’t be done. I suffered heartbreaking losses. I was ridiculed for my philosophy. My morals were nearly beaten out of me. But last night, I concluded a 12-2 season (after a 1-2 start) in Fantasy Football. My roster was constructed completely with non-violent off-field criminals and non-Florida State/University of Florida/Ohio State/Notre Dame-educated players, proving that my fantasy model of “good people are better fantasy players” has proven victorious. I will enjoy my first round bye this week, and rejoice in knowing my stubborn college-fandom ways were right for a decade. Go CANES! Go good people!
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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So when I prayed to the sports gods for a football championship, I wonder if they heard “futbol” instead?
Sports alert about th LA Galaxy winning the MLS Cup.
December 8, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Elon wants me to celebrate, but he’s not invited. Please celebrate my 14th Twitterversary here with me on Blue Sky.
Twitter (X) 14th anniversary.
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM