Ether
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He/Him | Ether | PNGtuber | Novelist | Latine Streamer 🇲🇽
Employers will really say, "You look like you'd be a great employee to train and watch grow, but we need someone with experience." and then panic when their experienced employees quit/move on/retire and there are no more experienced candidates to hire.
March 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Employers will really say, "You look like you'd be a great employee to train and watch grow, but we need someone with experience." and then panic when their experienced employees quit/move on/retire and there are no more experienced candidates to hire.
21 year old Crypto Bros will actually call your more developed frontal lobe a weakness that keeps me from making money
March 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
21 year old Crypto Bros will actually call your more developed frontal lobe a weakness that keeps me from making money
Is it considered a threat if I told someone, "I hope your children develop into better people than you"?
February 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Is it considered a threat if I told someone, "I hope your children develop into better people than you"?
"Bro thinks he's Reed Richards"
And all I did was add a comma and a period to my message
And all I did was add a comma and a period to my message
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Bro thinks he's Reed Richards"
And all I did was add a comma and a period to my message
And all I did was add a comma and a period to my message
I wish I could stream more because the sheer number of times I make grammatically correct, "polite"/inoffensive requests to my teammates, and they crash out are... statistically wondrous.
Me: "Your Spider-Man pick is unhelpful and not suited for our team composition."
The Spider-Man: "Muted"
Me: "Your Spider-Man pick is unhelpful and not suited for our team composition."
The Spider-Man: "Muted"
February 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I wish I could stream more because the sheer number of times I make grammatically correct, "polite"/inoffensive requests to my teammates, and they crash out are... statistically wondrous.
Me: "Your Spider-Man pick is unhelpful and not suited for our team composition."
The Spider-Man: "Muted"
Me: "Your Spider-Man pick is unhelpful and not suited for our team composition."
The Spider-Man: "Muted"
TIL Valeria Richards has beef with Lunella Lafayette, as they both surpassed Mr. Fantastic's previous title of the Smartest Person Alive.
Just a funny piece of trivia, I'd love to see more interactions between them in other media
Just a funny piece of trivia, I'd love to see more interactions between them in other media
January 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
TIL Valeria Richards has beef with Lunella Lafayette, as they both surpassed Mr. Fantastic's previous title of the Smartest Person Alive.
Just a funny piece of trivia, I'd love to see more interactions between them in other media
Just a funny piece of trivia, I'd love to see more interactions between them in other media
Symbiote Ether keeps a similar face, but his torso opens for the symbiote mouth
January 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Symbiote Ether keeps a similar face, but his torso opens for the symbiote mouth
Some guy on Marvel Rivals took a shot in the dark and somehow knew I was a paralegal, which freaked me out
They then proceeded to call me a "wannabe lawyer" along with other unsavory insults like bruh okay you were clairvoyant until the insults started coming
They then proceeded to call me a "wannabe lawyer" along with other unsavory insults like bruh okay you were clairvoyant until the insults started coming
January 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Some guy on Marvel Rivals took a shot in the dark and somehow knew I was a paralegal, which freaked me out
They then proceeded to call me a "wannabe lawyer" along with other unsavory insults like bruh okay you were clairvoyant until the insults started coming
They then proceeded to call me a "wannabe lawyer" along with other unsavory insults like bruh okay you were clairvoyant until the insults started coming
Me, Acing as Moon Knight in a rough game: 😮💨
Teammate, stealing MK after swap: "I'll show you how to play Moon Knight, i reached centurion"
This teammate proceeded to fail repeatedly to the point of only staying MK to deprive me of being my most effective, then said nothing in response to inquiry.
Teammate, stealing MK after swap: "I'll show you how to play Moon Knight, i reached centurion"
This teammate proceeded to fail repeatedly to the point of only staying MK to deprive me of being my most effective, then said nothing in response to inquiry.
January 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Me, Acing as Moon Knight in a rough game: 😮💨
Teammate, stealing MK after swap: "I'll show you how to play Moon Knight, i reached centurion"
This teammate proceeded to fail repeatedly to the point of only staying MK to deprive me of being my most effective, then said nothing in response to inquiry.
Teammate, stealing MK after swap: "I'll show you how to play Moon Knight, i reached centurion"
This teammate proceeded to fail repeatedly to the point of only staying MK to deprive me of being my most effective, then said nothing in response to inquiry.
I always treasure my first crashout of a new game
Rivals really got to me as I swapped off Strategist and hit the gas as Moon Knight cuz I wasn't being protected
Rivals really got to me as I swapped off Strategist and hit the gas as Moon Knight cuz I wasn't being protected
January 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I always treasure my first crashout of a new game
Rivals really got to me as I swapped off Strategist and hit the gas as Moon Knight cuz I wasn't being protected
Rivals really got to me as I swapped off Strategist and hit the gas as Moon Knight cuz I wasn't being protected
"Hardstuck": A derogatory term meant to be used to criticize players who are unable to progress out of a rank or division for long periods
How it is always used: A derogatory term used to criticize players for being any rank, regardless of how far they have progressed in previous/current season(s)
How it is always used: A derogatory term used to criticize players for being any rank, regardless of how far they have progressed in previous/current season(s)
January 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Hardstuck": A derogatory term meant to be used to criticize players who are unable to progress out of a rank or division for long periods
How it is always used: A derogatory term used to criticize players for being any rank, regardless of how far they have progressed in previous/current season(s)
How it is always used: A derogatory term used to criticize players for being any rank, regardless of how far they have progressed in previous/current season(s)
"Shut up bronze player"
Bro can only beat bronze players that's way sadder than being ranked bronze
Bro can only beat bronze players that's way sadder than being ranked bronze
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Shut up bronze player"
Bro can only beat bronze players that's way sadder than being ranked bronze
Bro can only beat bronze players that's way sadder than being ranked bronze
I haven't streamed for a long while.
Let's change that soon.
Let's change that soon.
January 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I haven't streamed for a long while.
Let's change that soon.
Let's change that soon.
Non-strategist Mains trying out Invisible Woman and ending whole 4-3 matches with 4k healing is insane to me
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Non-strategist Mains trying out Invisible Woman and ending whole 4-3 matches with 4k healing is insane to me
Can Mr. Fantastic mention the fake wooden gun when he gets an elimination on Magneto?
January 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can Mr. Fantastic mention the fake wooden gun when he gets an elimination on Magneto?
People will really tell you to "just use AI" until you start composing messages that sound like automated replies
Then it's just "please stop you sound like a robot... No, AI and Robots are different!"
Then it's just "please stop you sound like a robot... No, AI and Robots are different!"
January 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
People will really tell you to "just use AI" until you start composing messages that sound like automated replies
Then it's just "please stop you sound like a robot... No, AI and Robots are different!"
Then it's just "please stop you sound like a robot... No, AI and Robots are different!"
Not to sound too woke, but some people need to be woken the fuck up with ice water.
January 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not to sound too woke, but some people need to be woken the fuck up with ice water.
TFT post
Lux with Double Seraph and Bloodthirster? Are y'all really that desperate for a high roll level 7 win?
I'm only mad because I was always told not to run those strats because I didn't have the necessary luck.
Lux with Double Seraph and Bloodthirster? Are y'all really that desperate for a high roll level 7 win?
I'm only mad because I was always told not to run those strats because I didn't have the necessary luck.
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TFT post
Lux with Double Seraph and Bloodthirster? Are y'all really that desperate for a high roll level 7 win?
I'm only mad because I was always told not to run those strats because I didn't have the necessary luck.
Lux with Double Seraph and Bloodthirster? Are y'all really that desperate for a high roll level 7 win?
I'm only mad because I was always told not to run those strats because I didn't have the necessary luck.
I've been experimenting with a new way to make gamers angry.
Writing with proper grammar and punctuation in text chat.
Results vary from "no offense but I can't stand how u talk fr" to standard mental breakdowns.
Writing with proper grammar and punctuation in text chat.
Results vary from "no offense but I can't stand how u talk fr" to standard mental breakdowns.
December 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I've been experimenting with a new way to make gamers angry.
Writing with proper grammar and punctuation in text chat.
Results vary from "no offense but I can't stand how u talk fr" to standard mental breakdowns.
Writing with proper grammar and punctuation in text chat.
Results vary from "no offense but I can't stand how u talk fr" to standard mental breakdowns.
I usually ask "why are people like...?"
But I know why. I know the answer to my question. I hope the person I'm referring to is in earshot. They need to feel some shame for their behavior.
But I know why. I know the answer to my question. I hope the person I'm referring to is in earshot. They need to feel some shame for their behavior.
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I usually ask "why are people like...?"
But I know why. I know the answer to my question. I hope the person I'm referring to is in earshot. They need to feel some shame for their behavior.
But I know why. I know the answer to my question. I hope the person I'm referring to is in earshot. They need to feel some shame for their behavior.
Dear Marvel Rivals Players,
Certain characters are more likely to get MVP over others. Using it to justify certain offensive statements is a very weak foundation to stand on.
Certain characters are more likely to get MVP over others. Using it to justify certain offensive statements is a very weak foundation to stand on.
December 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Dear Marvel Rivals Players,
Certain characters are more likely to get MVP over others. Using it to justify certain offensive statements is a very weak foundation to stand on.
Certain characters are more likely to get MVP over others. Using it to justify certain offensive statements is a very weak foundation to stand on.
People will say "debate me" but when you start speaking like you're in court, they'll say "why does bro sound like a lawyer lmao"
December 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
People will say "debate me" but when you start speaking like you're in court, they'll say "why does bro sound like a lawyer lmao"
I lost control of the plot and now my characters are about to have intercourse 😨
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I lost control of the plot and now my characters are about to have intercourse 😨
"Ur bronze/silver/gold"
And? What I said was still correct, and I can pull out the receipts if we want an actual debate. Knowledge doesn't always augment skill in the ways we want.
And? What I said was still correct, and I can pull out the receipts if we want an actual debate. Knowledge doesn't always augment skill in the ways we want.
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
"Ur bronze/silver/gold"
And? What I said was still correct, and I can pull out the receipts if we want an actual debate. Knowledge doesn't always augment skill in the ways we want.
And? What I said was still correct, and I can pull out the receipts if we want an actual debate. Knowledge doesn't always augment skill in the ways we want.