I spent lunchtime planning logistics of the apocalypse with my friends yes things are very Normal and Fine here in the good old US of A, why do you ask?

Let me take a shot of Expresso and be more Pacific: for all intensive porpoises 🐳

“Let’s take this offline” is the corporate equivalent of “fight me in the parking lot after school”

#corporatejargon #work

“You have the coolest personality!”
Hey thanks, I definitely would’ve been lobotomized in the 50s!

My husband thinks it’s “wholesome” and not “vaguely unsettling” or “hauntingly sinister” that my best friend and I have synced periods and that is PEAK feminism