Me, every day as a math teacher: "Now, you might not really see these until after high school math, but it's interesting to know that..."

(Yesterday it was dot products and cross products in my math 8 class)

I use this as an example of misinformation with my grade 8 students and this year only 3 of 25 had heard the claim before, so that's encouraging

Feel the sun on your whiskers. Smell the beef on the wind.

How are you supposed to enjoy the lovely sunny weather with Mr. Grumpy Seagull causing such a ruckus?!

I'm wondering what you might do if the hummingbird took you up on your gracious offer to get a better look, Lola...

Ran something really similar yesterday and it absolutely ripped. Good luck!

I have definitely used the app to send things to like... a friend having a bad day or something, so orders to two different places might not be uncommon enough to raise a flag. A multiple-hundred dollar order *does* seem strange to me, though

I literally went "Ooof!" out loud in sympathy when I read the report

I am now worried that the first sentence sounds sarcastic, but it was intended with great joy and appreciation

Yeah what an absolute home run. You're telling me that people have excitement and nostalgia for magic the gathering on its own merits? Who'da thunk

That's trust! You are safe to be around and not be on watch at all times!

Would be fascinated to know the answer tbh