EternalEden1
@eternaleden1.bsky.social
When you move your foot in the tub and the water does that swirly thing 🥵🥵
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
“If you die it’s because you didn’t whip it out fast enough”
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- @bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“If you die it’s because you didn’t whip it out fast enough”
- @bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social
- @bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social
A tiny pile of 2-cubic tons of sand over there.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A tiny pile of 2-cubic tons of sand over there.
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Your femboy-boyfriend to your balls
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Your femboy-boyfriend to your balls
This place is a prison 
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This place is a prison 
Might monopolize the boy-aquarium memes
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Might monopolize the boy-aquarium memes
I get to become 42 parts per million on the gorger counter
a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons .
ALT: a drawing of a panda holding a bunch of crayons .
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December 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I get to become 42 parts per million on the gorger counter
Now introducing: Silly Band Condoms
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Now introducing: Silly Band Condoms
You think the people in the pentagon while give me a kiss goodnight? (Bullets optional)
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You think the people in the pentagon while give me a kiss goodnight? (Bullets optional)
THEY FINALLY HIT THE PENTAGON!! It only took 21 years.
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
THEY FINALLY HIT THE PENTAGON!! It only took 21 years.
You can’t use that weapon for stabbing! It looks like it’s ribbed for my pleasure!
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
You can’t use that weapon for stabbing! It looks like it’s ribbed for my pleasure!
Now Introducing: Pre-Pilked Bottles
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Now Introducing: Pre-Pilked Bottles
Threatens you (threateningly(*gives you a raise*))
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Threatens you (threateningly(*gives you a raise*))
When life gives you bears, use them for market research.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When life gives you bears, use them for market research.
I don’t promises, I make boys pregnant
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I don’t promises, I make boys pregnant
I will make you the best baked beans (British)
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I will make you the best baked beans (British)
Accidentally triggered a nationwide man-hunt. Whoopsie :3
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Accidentally triggered a nationwide man-hunt. Whoopsie :3
Threatens you (Non-Threateningly)
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Threatens you (Non-Threateningly)
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SOMA will always be a top ten horror game for me. Wonderfully existentially devastating.
SOMA is $1.49 on US PSN buff.ly/8zLhAcA
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
SOMA will always be a top ten horror game for me. Wonderfully existentially devastating.
The only person I’m recognizing as a VTuber is Axel F e.i.e.i.o. Crazy Frog
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The only person I’m recognizing as a VTuber is Axel F e.i.e.i.o. Crazy Frog
Gonna make an excel sheet on what to get your boyfriend as a gift because men are statistically the hardest person to get gifts for but also all roads lead to swords.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Gonna make an excel sheet on what to get your boyfriend as a gift because men are statistically the hardest person to get gifts for but also all roads lead to swords.
Really thinking about switching to Linux lately
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Really thinking about switching to Linux lately
Found my only pair of pants. I HATE wearing pants, but they stretch and conform to me after awhile so B-Tier
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Found my only pair of pants. I HATE wearing pants, but they stretch and conform to me after awhile so B-Tier