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Eternal Cat War
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Internet Himbo, biomedical R&D consultant, cat dad, IDIC 🖖 , staunch trans rights defender 🏳️‍⚧️

do not step to me re: covid unless you have had more than three (3) therapeutics EUA’d by the FDA, seriously shut the fuck up
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mamdani with a “sickos” shirt
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Ryan Murphy did this to me last week with 9-1-1
A scene from 9-1-1 where a guy shows up with a six pack of beer that says “IPA” in large letters, while he says “also with lager”
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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getting a lot of mileage out of this these days
Peacemaker saying “Fuck. How’d I miss that?” to a mural depicting an American Adolf Hitler
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Peacemaker saying “Fuck. How’d I miss that?” at a mural of Nazi America
October 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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more Maine for me

and this guy
a statue of a 3 legged weird little guy with red eyes and grey skin
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Peacemaker missing a Hitler’s America mural and saying “Fuck. How’d I miss that?”
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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a jacked whippet
October 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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sure
a grey tabby in the throes of catnip euphoria
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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lolllll
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September 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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arch douche photo framing
September 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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yeah he reminds me of Tim Heidecker’s weird ass character from the Holiday Special
Tim Heidecker as a strange blond man
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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family friendly, but make it humorously sexy
The Man-Nanas at Petco Park
September 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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slop enjoyer@slop.guru.3m at 2pm tomorrow the president will share his tier rankings of rory gilmore's boyfriends in gilmore girls from the rose garden 1 1 • 11 ① ... Return of the Cmonmac... @cmon... • 22s Trumps announcement tomorrow will be a list of the cities he is sending the national guard to and the date 3 ..
September 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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slop enjoyer@slop.guru.3m at 2pm tomorrow the president will share his tier rankings of rory gilmore's boyfriends in gilmore girls from the rose garden 1 1 • 11 ① ... Return of the Cmonmac... @cmon... • 22s Trumps announcement tomorrow will be a list of the cities he is sending the national guard to and the date 3 ..
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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stock photo of a bully whippet, a normally sleek breed with a mutation that gives them absurd muscle mass
August 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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what do you mean, this guy looks like a 80 year old paragon of health
some asshole
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Penis person:
SPORTS MICHAEL PENIS JR FALCONS QUARTERBACK
August 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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oh shit oh fuck
The deli/weapons of mass destruction section at the grocery store
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Intel sources said the perp stopped by Sprouts on the way home
The “deli” armory at Sprouts Farmer’s Market, where 4 rows of dangerous sandwiches are arranged
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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The NIH director as the “we’re all trying to figure out who did this” Hot Dog Guy who crashed his weinermobile into our whole public health system goddammit
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I was at a cryptozoology museum last month and took this
a weird little 3 legged creature with grey skin and red eyes
August 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Little Buff Creamsicle Boys are standing by
An orange and white tabby in a pile of shoes
August 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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uh oh someone heard discourse
A white and gray tabby walking across the back of a couch, as if summoned
August 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Tina, a smug white and grey tabby, in a dark room under lighting that does her no favors
August 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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they’re pretty crucial, I got that card that kept copying tarots and ended up getting two pair to such an absurd level I actually pulled off a win
Round score Violet Vessel Very large blind Score at least 300,000 Reward: $555555$ * 456,630 X O Run Info Hands Uiscards $76 Options Ante 9/8 Round 17 3OKEE You dealt with that pretty well! YOU Best Hand Most Played Hand Cards Played 113 Cards Discarded 31 Cards Purchased 36 Times Rerolled New Discoveries! 8 Seed 28UJ8A5B Copy WIN! • 273,000 Two Pair (12) Ante Round 9 17 New Run Main Menu Endless Hode 0/2 54/54 Deck Unlocked!
August 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM