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eternalscout on ao3 | they/them | 30s

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eterna1scout.bsky.social
Something something… Vox has to FORCE people to stay WITH him.

Something something… Alastor CAN’T get people to stay AWAY from him…

#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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my photoshop powers are evolving…

graphic design is my passion…

#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
eterna1scout.bsky.social
do you see the vision
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The best part is that it works both ways! #hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
#hazbinhotel
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
eterna1scout.bsky.social
Finally figured out how to do bubbel! \o/

bubbel.blue
A bubble on a blue background containing a circular avatar of @eterna1scout.bsky.social in the middle, then arranged around @eterna1scout.bsky.social more circular avatars of people who @eterna1scout.bsky.social interacts with. The size of the circlular avatars are getting smaller as you move around and outwards representing less and less interaction. Avatars in order from most interaction to least interaction include @notherpuppet.bsky.social, @deeteacup.bsky.social, @alastantial.bsky.social, @vivziepop.bsky.social, @titania86.bsky.social, @vsallart.bsky.social, @ovid69.bsky.social, @trashdemonx.bsky.social, @sator.bsky.social, @mothballmilkshake.bsky.social, @luuz0r.bsky.social, @bbazurite.bsky.social, @faeymouse.bsky.social, @ravenouscorpian.bsky.social, @forbiddnfruit.bsky.social, @hell-fm.bsky.social, @yuezoldyck.bsky.social, @vvinterart52.bsky.social, @shungako.bsky.social, @samzikei.bsky.social, @lexipop398.bsky.social, @yeye-aww.bsky.social, @lululamb.bsky.social, @fabelyn.bsky.social, @furbanlegend.bsky.social, @winters-sin-bin.bsky.social, @twiggietime.bsky.social, @keelywolfe.bsky.social, @kaseiya.bsky.social, @kuroreim.bsky.social, @helluvamealyah.bsky.social, @aerieren.bsky.social, @strawijuice.bsky.social, @redthespian.bsky.social, @lvnamuraart.bsky.social, @helluva-squid.bsky.social, @sharksketches.bsky.social, @peacefulvampire.bsky.social, @theimpishkid.bsky.social, @itsgivingdemon.bsky.social, @oikisama-un.bsky.social, @applecrone.bsky.social, @smallpotion.bsky.social, @unstoppablegrish.bsky.social, @sirprecioustome.bsky.social, @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social, @caelustar.bsky.social, @rukanrukan.bsky.social, @amradioaltmarvel.bsky.social, @levtuve.bsky.social. A credit at the bottom right reads #bubbel Last Week - Top 50 @eterna1scout.bsky.social's Interactions https://bubbel.blue
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Me, a nonbinary person with chronic back pain coming across this word for the first time:

Skoliosexual. Ah, yes, sexual attraction to people with skeletons. 🙂‍↕️

Or…scoliosis…? 🧐
GENDER & SEXUALITY DICTIONARY skoliosexual [skoh-lee-oh-sex-shoo-uh |] September 19, 2019 WHAT DOES SKOLIOSEXUAL MEAN? Someone who is skoliosexual is sexually attracted to people who identify with a nonbinary. gender.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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TIL dictionary.com includes slang definitions for phrases like: the rules of the internet, run train, side character energy, the ick, and cheugy. Complete with history, usage over time, and examples. They also have a meme dictionary, complete with examples from dril.

www.dictionary.com/e/slang/
Rule 1: Do not talk about rules 2-33 Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions. Rule 35: The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34. Rule 36: Anonymous does not forgive. Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet. Rule 38: A cat is fine too Rule 39: One cat leads to another. Rule 40: Another cat leads to zippocat. Rule 41: Everything is someone's sexual fetish. Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it. Rule 43: It is a delicious trap. You must hit it. Rule 44: /b/ sucks today. Rule 45: Cock goes in here. Rule 46: They will not bring back Snacks. Rule 47: You will never have sex. Rule 48: ??? Rule 49: Profit. Rule 50: You can not divide by zero. According to The New Yorker, in 2012, Twitter user@MuscularSon began posting bizarre but funny posts as a fictional father dealing with the wacky high jinks of his "enormous nerd sons." (@MuscularSon's account has since been deleted.) The premise of a small father getting tormented by his overgrown, trouble-making, fumbling man-children proved to be a viral combo. The meme was quickly spread by other Twitter accounts specializing in off-kilter, absurdist comedy. Screenshot of a Twitter post from @dril: please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I’d say I can stop whenever I want, but idk if that’s true… ANYWAY, if you’d like some lighthearted #RadioApple Omegaverse, complete with Sugar Baby Alastor, might I interest you in this?

archiveofourown.org/works/74170651

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanfic
Screenshot of an ao3 fanfic. Title: Count on Me to Misbehave By: eternalscout Summary: Everyone loved to wax poetic about the so-called power and prowess of Alphas, but Alastor knew who truly held dominion over all. With the number of Alphas vastly outweighing that of Omegas, it was almost too easy. Especially with his heat so near. All he had to do was mark himself as available in the Alphas Seeking Omegas app, bat his eyes and stroke their egos (among other things), and they were falling over themselves to curry his favor. How else could he afford such a nice apartment so close to his university otherwise! All he had to do was let his instincts wash over him, and then he could just lie back and come out of his heat with a pleasant, lingering ache between his thighs. In addition to a few absurdly expensive courting gifts (most of which he sold) and a spike in his bank account balance. AKA Sugar Baby Omegaverse RadioApple AU. College student Alastor meets with CEO Lucifer to discuss the contract for his upcoming heat. The meeting was NOT supposed to end with him naked and knotted in the Alpha’s office… Screenshot of an ao3 fanfic: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Relationship: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Additional Tags: POV Alternating, RadioApple, Omega Verse, Alpha/Omega, Alpha Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Omega Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Top Lucifer Magne | MorningstarBottom Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Phoenix Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Deer Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), sugar baby Alastor, Sugar Daddy Lucifer, Alternate UniverseAlternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Alastor Has a Vagina (Hazbin Hotel), Light Dom/sub, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Penis In Vagina Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Knotting, Multiple Orgasms, CMNM, Age Difference, College Student Alastor, CEO Lucifer, Alastor is a Little Shit (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is a Brat (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is a Little Shit, Possessive Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Flustered Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), TeasingLucifer Magne | Morningstar Falls First But Alastor Falls Harder, Sex-Favorable Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is Attracted to Power (Hazbin Hotel), Written Before Hazbin Hotel Season/Series 02, One Shot, TopDaddyLuciferWeek2025, Top Lucifer Week 2025 Language: English Collections: Top Daddy Lucifer Week 2025 Stats: Published: 2025-11-14 Words: 5,799 Chapters: 1/1
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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#hazbins2spoilers
#Hazbinhotelseason2
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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#hazbins2spoilers
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November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM