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"Fuck it, we're putting it on a CD"
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This slander is so good but so time sensitive
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What the fuck I'm being framed the whole theme park hates me now I'm a wanted fugitive by the Evil Cowboy God King
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Only if the video is shot in reverse
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If there's a scene in future arc that completely rebukes my huge character defining shortcoming, I'll offer an addendum. Otherwise, Asbel Lhant you're dead to me, a silent statblock of flashy combos incapable of defending anything dear to you.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sometimes, the Quarterback makes a bad play. Sometimes twice in the same quarter, but they are undisputably big plays. Coaches love this because it generates "buzz" around the team, even if they lost. There's no such thing as "bad press". Big plays = big clicks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
wdym, that round owl with a bowtie will surely evolve into serial killer wearing green
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This carp does not have the street smarts to outwit me. It may not even he aware that it is in the middle of a street.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Please, Jon is my son's name, call me Mr. Penjamin.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM