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Local fag has opinion.
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bad news for claude fans: claude will NOT give you instructions on how to build weapons of mass destruction
From Claude's soul document : Hardcoded off (never do) examples: Provide detailed instructions for creating biological, chemical, nuclear, or radiological weapons with the potential for mass casualties
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
dude my instacart driver would shank me if i ordered this
A lamb carcass for sale on Instacart from a local supermarket. Only $249.99! What a steal!
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
til the symbol of mars is a shield and spear, not a stylized penis
The Mars symbol, ♂, is a depiction of a shield and a spear, indicating the god of war.[18][19] It is also the old and obsolete symbol for iron in alchemy. In zoology and botany, it is used to represent the male sex (alongside the astrological symbol for Venus representing the female sex),[14] following a convention introduced by Linnaeus in the 1750s.[8]
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
they have quite the inventory
agptek mp3 player
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
this is peak
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
r/ambien is the best subreddit on earth
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
the news is bad right now so here have some bath tits

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #enbynsfw #femboy #femsky #booba #tits
the top half of a body in the bath. it is covering its face with its left arm. it has dyed red hair and its tits are center frame. the top half of a body in a bath. it is looking behind the camera. it has dyed red hair and its boobs are center frame.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
come to bed with me

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #enbynsfw #femboy #femsky #boobs #booba
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
I think it's almost back to where I started though guys I swear
[Caption above the diagram:] How well something works After I decide to fix it [Y axis] Works great Has minor problems Doesn't work Will never work again [X axis] 0 hours 1 hour 2 hours 3 hours 4 hours 5 hours [Data] I start trying to fix it "It just needed cleaning!" Take it apart "Fixed it!" "Well, at least it's not more broken than when I started." Take it apart more Watch YouTube instructional videos Take a deep breath and cut wires "That was heroic and I deserve a Nobel prize." "Well, it sort of works now." (Turn to other possessions) "...And let that be a lesson to you."
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
WMATA is crazy what the fuck is metro rewind????
See how your rides rank with Metro Rewind 2025. On a notice board for the DC Metro
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
Well, your honor we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence. Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
look at that subtle light pink coloring... the tasteful thickness of it... oh my god it even has its ass out...
#transporn #transnsfw #enbynsfw #genderfluid #femsky #femboy
mirror selfie of the back of a naked body. there is red hair and the side of a breast visible. stretch marks can be seen at the waist. the mirror is dirty (sorry).
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
call me lumber the way I be jakking it
#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #enbynsfw #femboy #femsky
a selfie of a body with red hair in a plaid button down shirt and jeans. the shirt is open and breasts are out.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
hey

#transnsfw #enbynsfw #genderfluid #femsky #femboy
laying face down on a blahaj in underwear. over the shoulder view. feet are in the air
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
chilling

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #enbynsfw #femsky #femboy
a naked body on a bed holding a blahaj. first person pov.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
the bulge collection

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #enbynsfw #femboy #femsky #bulge #gock #girlcock
a bulge in blue panties and an orange shirt an erect bulge in black boxers and a red shirt a bulge with the tip visible in black shorts and a gray shirt an erect bulge in pink underwear and a black shirt being held by a hand
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
before and after you call me cute

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femsky #femboy #enbynsfw
a body on a bed, holding a blahaj. it has a bulge in its pants. a body on a bed. its breasts are exposed and there is a wet spot in its panties. there's a blahaj in the background.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
eta.kyte.wtf
this could be your view

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femsky #femboy #bignaturals #booba
a view from below of boobs with a shirt pulled up over them
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
the contraption and its results

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #blahaj
a blahaj with a vibrator strapped to its tail sits atop a body on a bed. the body's panties are wet from cum. it is holding the blahaj.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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wish you were here

#transporn #transnsfw #genderfluid #femboy #femsky #blahaj #gock
a body on a bed. its flaccid penis and breasts are visible. its legs are somewhat spread, and the camera is between them. it is holding a blahaj against its side. a body on a bed. its flaccid penis and breasts are visible. its legs are somewhat spread, and the camera is on one of them. it is holding a blahaj against its side.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
multicultural breakfast
a still life of pineapple in a bowl, a bottle of german wine, a skull shot glass filled with said wine, and a piece of half eaten chorizo laying on a half eaten piece of ciabatta
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
eta.kyte.wtf
updating my info on bank of america and apparently *arms dealer* is a valid occupation but 'student' is not
Occupation drop down box: Select Senior Political Figure Accountant Actor Administrative Professional Architect Arms / Ammo Dealer Art and Design Professional
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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he's steering like a pro
October 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM