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multifandom + art // 🚦 Life Series + Hermitcraft + I'll never be over DSMP

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artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post

Mine: Hair and CLAWS
Digital art of a curly haired vampire being crowned with a tiara. Digital art of a vampire peeking out from a skull shaped mask. He has sharp clawed hands in tight leather gloves.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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This isn't a funeral, it's more of a christening -

#vampiressmp #vsmp #vampiresmp #vampiresscott #vampiresshelby #vampiresshubble #shubble #scottsmajor #shubblefanart #artistsonbluesky #myart #ettleart #etalart #crimsonsky #vamptober
Digital art of Vampire Scott placing a black tiara on Vampire Shelby's head. Their hair and skin are shockingly white. Shelby is looking down and smiling, brushing back her hair and lifting the hem of her mini skirt and petticoats, as if to get a better look at her new form and outfit. The background looks like like dim, dusty castle architecture with dust motes catching the scarce light. The scene is almost elegant, like a coronation. Closeup of previous image, focused on Shelby's face. She has very fluffy white hair that is teeming with unruly curls of multiple textures. Her outfit is pseudo-Victorian with a jabot brooch, ruffled collar, and frilled sleeves.The claws brushing her hair back are sharp and red. Close up of first image, focusing on Scott's face. He is smiling fondly as he crowns Shelby. He has a golden dangling earring, and is also wearing a pseudo-Victorian outfit with a jabot and frilled sleeves. He is wearing a very tall-collared Dracula cape.
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Sire daddy (twice removed)

#vampiressmp #vsmp #vampiresmp #crimsonsky #vampiresscott #vampirescott #v!Scott #scottsmajor #dangthatsalongname #avidmc #myart #ettleart #etalart #artistsonbluesky #mcyt
Digital art of Vampire Scott peeking out from a skull mask and smiling intimidatingly. The caption says, "Hey, Avid."
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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"That's cold, even for you."
AKA - Pot calling the kettle black.

I drew this using my finger in my phone's notes app because I couldn't wait til I got off work to draw this.

#pastlife #pastlifesmp #trafficsky #trafficlife #lifeseries #grian #inthelittlewoods #geminitay #myart #etalart #ettleart
Rushed doodle of Grian in a link-like outfit. He has just killed Gem and is excitedly saying, "I did it! I w--" There is a second panel where Grian's excited smile has disappeared and he looked harrowed. Rushed doodle of The Square Hole. Gem is dead at the bottom, bleeding out. Martyn is alive, standing over her body. Rushed doodle of Martyn. His face is slightly obscured and he is staring down at Gem's body, offscreen. Rushed doodle of Martyn. He is standing over Gem's body, offscreen. He is looking up at Grian with an expression of disdain.
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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A PL!Grian design I ended up scrapping pretty much immediately because I fell in love with other artists' lighthouse keeper outfit designs.

#grian #pastlife #pastlifesmp #trafficsky #trafficlife #lifeseries #myart #ettleart #etalart
Digital art depicting the Minecraft YouTuber Grian in three poses. He is wearing an open-backed halter top with a loose, cropped red overshirt, black pants, black velcro sneakers, and a green-yellow-red heart chain on his belt -- all reminiscent of early 2000s emo styles. he also has a pointy red hat like Link. In one pose, he is stretching his shoulder while facing away from the viewer. His overshirt and hat are not on. There is a purple tattoo on his back depicting wings and the water symbol. Caption: Shirt never (crossed out and replaced with) rarely tucked in, I just drew the pants too good to erase. In the second pose, he is standing. Captions: Link skin, shitty teen, 2000s Xtra long emo shirt, James Team Rocket uniform. In the third pose, he is sitting and resting his elbows on his knees, one hand tucked under this chin. He has a mean-spirited grin. He is saying, "Good to know you've got the script, now" to a small cartoon version of Jimmy (Solidaritygaming).
September 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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wheat + wormwood
#tangotek #pastlife #pastlifesmp #trafficsky #trafficlife #lifeseries #myart #ettleart #artistsonbluesky

Details and explanations under the cut:
Digital fanart of Tangotek lying in his coffin, surrounded by red roses, wormwood, and wheat. There are obscured wires showing that the coffin is trapped with TNT.
September 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Eye for an eye.
#pastlife #pastlifesmp #trafficsky #trafficlife #lifeseries #thevillies #grian #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #ettleart #artistsonbluesky #myart
Digital art depicting Grian and Gem mourning over Pearl's grave. It's a limited Red-Black-White palette using a chalk-like brush. Grian, Gem, and the grave are mere shadows in the new moon's red light. Their demolished lighthouse looms in the distance. Slightly edited version of previous image. In this version, Gem has one glowing green End eye, and Grian has one glowing purple Watcher eye.
September 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Artists! Show an old piece you still love!

I still really like this slasher OC I made in October 2020. I really wanted to incorporate that clear plastic rave outfit trend at the time :)
Digital art of a technicolor horror character. She is skinless, muscles showing, and is wearing brightly colored cellophane rave-style clothes. She is holding her phone and making a peace-sign, as if taking a photo in front of a mirror.
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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#sharemyattack2025 #artfight2025 #ettleart #myart
Animated gif of a unicorn girl flipping a card back and forth. One side says "X" and the other says "O".
August 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#sharemyattack2025 #artfight2025 #ettleart #myart
Animated gif of a sun-themed astronaut girl "going supernova". This transforms her into a black-hole themed form.
August 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#sharemyattack2025 #artfight2025 #ettleart #myart
Animated gif of a cute dark-skinned girl rocking from one hip to the next. She is only wearing bikini bottoms, X-shaped nipple pasties, and thigh-high socks.
August 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Template by @cougarcoves.bsky.social 💚

#artfight #artfight2025 #artfightteamfossil #artfightteamfossils #teamfossils #teamfossil #artistsofbluesky #artistcard
ArtFight artist card. It is orange and fossil themed.
June 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Desertduo lesbians.
#trafficshipping #scarian #mcyt #myart #etalart
A stylized digital illustration of Grian and Scar, two genderbent women, standing side by side with playful expressions while wearing each other’s outfits. Above them, handwritten text reads, "Two baddies who are tired of getting their clothes mixed up." with arrows pointing to each of them. Grian, on the left, has cropped blonde hair with long pieces in the front, and wears a pair of purple-tinted goggles on her head. She is dressed in Scar’s loose white button-up shirt, which is slightly oversized on her, and dark pants. Underneath, she still wears her black sleeveless turtleneck. She has a confident, amused expression, her eyes closed and mouth open in a grin. Her hand is on her head in an "Ah, of course!" gesture. Scar, on the right, has shoulder-length wavy brown hair with a small tuft sticking up at the top and pointed elf-like ears. She is wearing Grian’s red shawl with colorful heart embroidery and yellow tassels draped over her shoulder, along with her usual brown pants and belt. It is very tight on her and almost shows her left boob. She is shirtless underneath the shawl, revealing toned arms with scars. She has a wide, toothy smile and is scratching the back of her head, looking sheepish and amused. A sketch-style digital illustration in monochrome pink featuring Scar and Grian in a comedic scene referencing the "Woah Hey!" moment from Dungeon Meshi. In the foreground, Scar is depicted from the back, standing and facing Grian with her muscular, scarred upper body fully shirtless. She has long, wavy hair with a small tuft sticking up, and she’s raising one hand in a greeting while saying, “Well hello there—”. She is wearing jeans. In the background, Grian has an exaggerated, cartoonish reaction. She’s waving both hands frantically, looking completely shocked and flustered. Her short Ramona Flowers-style haircut is drawn extra wavy to emphasize the movement and chaos of the moment. There is a large speech bubble above her head exclaiming, “WOAH HEY!" A sketched digital illustration of Scar and Grian, two genderbent women sharing a kiss. Scar, on the left, has a muscular and scarred upper body, with her long wavy loose down her back. She holds Grian’s waist with one hand. Her button-up shirt is slipped off her shoulders and rests around her arms and hips, exposing her upper body. Grian, on the right, cups Scar's face as she leans into the kiss. She has a short, choppy Ramona Flowers-style haircut. She isn't wearing her gloves or shawl, showing off her black halter top. Part of a wing tattoo is visible on her shoulder blade.
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Desertduo lesbians?
#trafficshipping #scarian #mcyt #myart #etalart
A stylized digital illustration of a genderbent Grian with an energetic, mischievous expression. She has short cropped blonde hair with two long pieces in front of her ears, bangs, and wears a pair of brown goggles resting on her head. Her attire includes a sleeveless black turtleneck top, fingerless black gloves, and a large red shawl with yellow tassels and heart-shaped embroidery in green, yellow, and red. The shawl drapes over her shoulders and arms. Grian is holding two lit sticks of dynamite, one in each hand. The fuses are sparking, glowing bright yellow. Their pose is dynamic, with one arm raised slightly and the other held low, emphasizing movement. A stylized digital illustration of Scar, a muscular woman with tan skin, closed eyes, and a warm smile. She has shoulder-length, wavy brown hair with a small tuft sticking up at the top, and pointed elf-like ears. Scar is wearing a loose, white button-up shirt with the top few buttons undone, revealing part of her chest. The sleeves are rolled up to her elbows, showing her toned forearms, and the fabric appears slightly wrinkled. She is scarred all over her skin, including across her face. She also wears brown pants held up by a dark brown belt with a golden buckle. Her right hand is raised in a casual wave, fingers slightly spread apart, while her left hand rests at her side. A stylized digital illustration of Scar and Grian, two genderbent women, hugging tightly against a dramatic desert landscape at sunset. Scar, in the foreground, has shoulder-length, gray-brown hair with a small tuft sticking up at the top. She is facing away from the viewer, holding Grian tightly. Scar wears a weathered white button-up shirt, which is dirty and scuffed, along with dark pants. Her skin is grey with dark nails and pale scars, representing Scar's red life. Grian, hugging Scar and partially out of view, has short, choppy blonde hair in a Ramona Flowers-style cut with bangs. Her eyes are visible over Scar’s shoulder, glaring with rage. She wears a red shawl with golden tassels, a black sleeveless top, and black gloves. Grian’s gloved hands grip the back of Scar’s shirt, showing desperation. The background features a desert at sunset, with dark silhouettes of cacti and rock formations. The sky is an intense red-orange, fading into deep purple, creating a dramatic and foreboding atmosphere. The lighting casts a red-hot glow on the characters.
April 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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They stuck.
#desertduo #hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #scarfanart #grianfanart #mcyt #myart #etalart
Digital illustration featuring two Minecraft YouTubers, Grian and Scar, stuck together in a tight space. Grian, on the left, has light skin, short messy blond hair, and wears brown-rimmed glasses. He is dressed in a white button-up shirt, a blue tie, and dark pants. His expression is distraught and angry, his teeth clenched in frustration as he pushes against Scar in an attempt to free himself. Scar, on the right, has light skin, long brown hair in a ponytail, green eyes, and elf-like pointed ears. He is wearing a beige zookeeper uniform with a wide-brimmed hat, a red tie, and a patch labeled "ZOO" on his sleeve. His arm is visibly scarred, and he has an awkward, slightly amused smile as he looks at Grian, appearing far less concerned about their predicament.
April 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It’s a new dawn, a new day 🌸
#esmp2 #empiressmp #princessgem #geminitay #geminitayfanart #etalart #myart #mcyt
Digital illustration featuring Princess Gem from Empires Season 2, depicted in a soft, painterly style. She stands with her back partially turned, her head slightly turned to the side in profile. Her curly orange hair is bundled up in a loose updo and is lit by a glowing sun-like halo made of golden geometric shapes. She has pointed elf-like ears and wears dangling gold earrings. Her outfit consists of a flowing pink chiton-style dress, cinched at the waist with a brown rope belt. The lower part of her dress features a butterfly wing-inspired design, with vibrant orange, black, and white patterns resembling a monarch butterfly. The dress is long, flowing, and regal. Her posture is graceful, with one arm extended behind her and the other slightly raised. Her expression is calm but serious. The background is a simple muted purple-gray gradient.
April 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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They're chatting about their exes.
#trafficsky #lifeseries #doublelifesmp #zombiecleo #scottsmajor #myart #etalart
Digital art depicting the personas of Minecraft YouTubers Scott and Zombiecleo. They are sitting companionably next to each other and drinking tea. Scott is sitting cross legged with his cup in his lap. He has a green streak in his blue hair, a green button-up, a white shirt with a green heart, jeans, and white socks. He has crystalline green earrings and green eyes. Cleo is sitting mermaid style. They have big, curly red hair, green patchwork skin, a tattered blue off-the-shoulder sweater dress, and black and white striped stockings. They are holding their mug to the side and chatting. Speech bubbles depicting cartoonish versions of Martyn and Pearl are above their heads. Scott's mug is red with yellow moons and stars, and Cleo's mug is green with Hidden Leaf Village swirls on the side.
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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y e l l o w l i v e s
#trafficsky #trafficseries #trafficsmp #lifeseries #wildlifesmp #pearlescentmoon #scottsmajor #dangthatsalongname #mcyt #myart #etalart #trafficfanart
Digital illustration depicting the Minecraft personas of Scott Smajor (Dangthatsalongname) and Pearlescentmoon. Scott is cradling Pearl's limp body and placing a hand on her chest. He's wearing a tattered red hoodie that reveals an infection of orange glowing eyes, similar to the Creaking. The infection seems to be seeping into Pearl, and her eye is open and vacant, her iris glowing yellow.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Better luck next time.

#trafficsky #lifeseries #wildlifesmp #lifesmp #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming #ldshadowlady #thebamboozlers #etalart #myart #artistsonbluesky
Digital art depicting three figures sleeping in the grass, fingers joined in a three-way pinkie promise. The figures are the Minecraft Youtuber personas for Scar, Jimmy, and Lizzie, wearing their white button ups and khakis. Scar is muscular, brunette, scarred over his skin, and has his shirt partially unbuttoned. Jimmy is blond and has one arm on his stomach. Lizzie has pink pigtails and is sleeping on her stomach. Each one has a different colored ribbon as part of their uniform. The sun is shining and they are surrounded by cherry blossoms.
February 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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(c)h(ar)iot

#smallishbeans #wildlifesmp #wlsmp #trafficsky #lifeseries #myart #etalart #mcyt
Digital illustration featuring Minecraft Youtuber "Smallishbeans". The image mimics the tarot card the Chariot by having Joel steering a chariot pulled by two creepers while holding an enderpearl.
December 13, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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I'm not a toy!

#empiressmp #esmp #esmp2 #smallidarity #empiresshipping #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming #mcyt #myart #etalart
Digital art depicting Minecraft Youtubers SolidarityGaming (Jimmy) and Smallishbeans (Joel), as their designs from Empires Season 2. Joel is a brown-haired muscular man in the style of a greek god. He is sitting and looking at Jimmy, who is a small blonde man in the style of a cowboy sheriff. Jimmy is miniaturized and sitting on Joel's knee, looking upset about being small. Joel looks affectionately amused.
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Well, hello there! 🌸

V.2 Because I decided I didn't like the original.
#goodtimeswithscar #gtwsfanart #bamboozlers #wildlifesmp #trafficsky #lifeseries #myart #etalart #mcyt #trafficfanart
Digital Illustration of Minecraft Youtuber Goodtimeswithscar, depicting his pink and green Wild Life SMP Bamboozlers skin. He is a scarred, muscular man with long brown hair and green eyes. He is wearing a white shirt tied at the arms carnie-style, white gloves, a green pinstripe vest, a pink satin bow tie, and a yellow straw boater hat. He is smiling and tilting his hat while reaching toward the viewer. The background is a cherry blossom Minecraft biome.
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Welcome to... the Spider >:)

#wildlifesmp #trafficsky #grian #grianfanart #wildlifefanart #trafficfanart #myart #etalart
Digital illustration of Minecraft Youtuber Grian standing at the top of a stone tower covered in mangled minecart tracks. His back is to the viewer and he is holding a trigger button and smiling. He is wearing goggles, fingerless gloves, and a large red open-backed sweater that exposed a purple wing tattoo. The "Secret Keeper" symbol is tattooed on his lower waist. His brown hair is tied in a low ponytail. In this version, the sky is clear and blue. Digital illustration of Minecraft Youtuber Grian standing at the top of a stone tower covered in mangled minecart tracks. His back is to the viewer and he is holding a trigger button and smiling. He is wearing goggles, fingerless gloves, and a large red open-backed sweater that exposed a purple wing tattoo. The "Secret Keeper" symbol is tattooed on his lower waist. His brown hair is tied in a low ponytail. In this version, the sky is dark and starry, and there is a rapidly spinning red minecart at the center of the rails.
November 28, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Why hello there! 🌸

#goodtimeswithscar #gtwsfanart #bamboozlers #wildlifesmp #trafficsky #lifeseries #myart #etalart #mcyt #trafficfanart
Digital Illustration of Minecraft Youtuber Goodtimeswithscar, depicting his pink and green Wild Life SMP Bamboozlers skin. He is a muscular man with long brown hair and green eyes. He is wearing a white shirt tied at the arms carnie-style, white gloves, a green pinstripe vest, a pink satin bow tie, and a yellow straw boater hat. He is smiling and tilting his hat while reaching toward the viewer. The background is a cherry blossom Minecraft biome.
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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I love you visible mending design elements I love you uneven stitches I love you miscolored patches--

Also, chat how do u draw a red cropped jacket without it looking like Keith Kogane

#tangotek #tangotekfanart #lifeseries #trafficsky #hermitsky #hermitcraft #wildlifesmp #mcyt #myart #etalart
Digital Illustration of Tangotek (Life Series). He is a digitigrade humanoid whose body seems yellow and magma-like. He has flames for hair, glowing red eyes, a sharp-fanged smile, claws, and long chicken-like feet. He has a long wispy tail with a flame tip. His outfit is a cropped red jacket with gray accents and the three traffic-colored hearts on the breast. He is wearing red chaps-like pants with ripped black leggings underneath, a utility belt, and fingerless gloves.
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 PM