Ed Winstead
@eswinstead.bsky.social
Writer (NYT, BOMB, Interview, etc.), editor (EIC of Guernica, now long retired), occasional journalist, full-time pedant.
The top issue in Gallup is now "The Government / Poor Leadership"
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The top issue in Gallup is now "The Government / Poor Leadership"
At a performance of Beethoven’s Third Symphony a man dressed as Beethoven gave me this while I was standing in line to enter.
October 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
At a performance of Beethoven’s Third Symphony a man dressed as Beethoven gave me this while I was standing in line to enter.
Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie and Alan Cumming is the Santa
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie and Alan Cumming is the Santa
Was pleased to witness this eagle tussle last night
August 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Was pleased to witness this eagle tussle last night
I’m all for de-mystifying food but this is a big disservice to pasta
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m all for de-mystifying food but this is a big disservice to pasta
Don’t forget dump truck zuck
July 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Don’t forget dump truck zuck
Ain’t no party like a Chevalier party
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ain’t no party like a Chevalier party
How fortunate for us all that the next generation of the extremely wealthy will be even more wildly ignorant than their philistinic forebears
July 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How fortunate for us all that the next generation of the extremely wealthy will be even more wildly ignorant than their philistinic forebears
This is opinion, not news
July 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is opinion, not news
I didn't make this but it did make me
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I didn't make this but it did make me
Never stop being you, Styles section
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Never stop being you, Styles section
There's a deep sadness at the core of the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song.
May 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There's a deep sadness at the core of the Oscar Mayer Wiener Song.
You think an AI could put a reading list like this together you got another thing comin
May 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You think an AI could put a reading list like this together you got another thing comin
This is the highest height a goof can achieve
May 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the highest height a goof can achieve
This is gonna be a good one
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is gonna be a good one
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, Ed, if you love Trattoria Milanese so much, why don’t you steal their embroidered napkins, one at a time over the course of many years, until you’ve got a whole set of your own? Well listen, buddy. I’m doing my best.
April 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, Ed, if you love Trattoria Milanese so much, why don’t you steal their embroidered napkins, one at a time over the course of many years, until you’ve got a whole set of your own? Well listen, buddy. I’m doing my best.