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Rob Williamson
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I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early […]

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@0xabad1dea

Due for revival:
Rainbow burst surrounding a toot saying, "All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it"
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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[Palestine & Israel]

German government calls recognition of Palestinian state 'counterproductive'

https://ground.news/article/germany-will-not-recognize-the-palestinian-state-anytime-soon_fa4616?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

In a two state […]

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August 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I don't know whether I'm the last person on the Internet to encounter this meme, but it made me laugh, and I haven't seen it before:

#funny #meme #wordsofwisdom
Words Of Wisdom From Children. These Are Brilliant. 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12 11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9 12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass milk. -Armir, 9 14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9 17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
August 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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@DuncanMSussexPol gotta cool the cold storage. Otherwise it's not cold.
August 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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@chrispoole @andypiper

Now I have a proper laptop!

#fediverseforfreedom
"Rebel Alliance" and "John Mastodon" colours
July 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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[Humour about Grok being fascist.]

What kind of context is this LLM working with?

My guess, "In the style of a five year old with too many pets, ramble in an upbeat manner about fascism, but, and this is important, every sentence must have maximum divorced dad […]

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Grok calling itself "MechaHitler" while on a deranged rant very reminiscent of Elon Musk's comments.
July 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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@Linux @w7voa

This hand, right?
April 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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I guess I have to give it to Trump. I didn't know it was possible to crash the price of fucking gold.

😂 I know he'll use this for fuckery & impoverishment of people he's not worthy to breathe the same air as, but still, I don't believe this was his intent. He's […]

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Graph of gold prices in German, showing 252EUR per troy ounce being knocked off since yesterday. A maximum loss of more than 8.5%. It since recovered a little.
April 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I found a NAFO adjacent piece of news on Reddit. There's a chance to remind your leaders that the current hot fight for freedom and democracy is happening in Ukraine, and we need to win it. Now that the US government is acting in Russia's interests, this is more […]

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Emergency Worldwide demonstrations for Ukraine 22nd - 24th February All major cities The fate of the entire world will be determined over the next few weeks. This is not a drill. If Ukraine falls, we all do. Find your nearest demonstration at standwithukraine.org.
February 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM