lindsey 🐾 (she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@estropuppynsfw.bsky.social
FDT.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I have friends everywhere.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I have friends everywhere.
Her: “Yeah I’m a puppygirl.”
My brain:
My brain:
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Her: “Yeah I’m a puppygirl.”
My brain:
My brain:
Long nails are so impractical.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Long nails are so impractical.
I don’t mean any hate by this, but why is there a subgenre of transmascs that dress like 80’s serial killers?
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I don’t mean any hate by this, but why is there a subgenre of transmascs that dress like 80’s serial killers?
It’s easy to pass judgments about where someone is now when you don’t know how far they’ve come.
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
It’s easy to pass judgments about where someone is now when you don’t know how far they’ve come.
>99% of cars are tired…
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
>99% of cars are tired…
Why does Cartoon Network feel like DC and Nickelodeon more like Marvel?
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why does Cartoon Network feel like DC and Nickelodeon more like Marvel?
Remember in 2016 when killer clowns were in the streets, and now, in 2025, we have killer clowns in office? Crazy stuff 🤪
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Remember in 2016 when killer clowns were in the streets, and now, in 2025, we have killer clowns in office? Crazy stuff 🤪
Happy Holidays! 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Holidays! 😊
Conservatives get way more upset over us saying, “Happy Holidays,” than we do about them blatantly leaving out Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, and more.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Conservatives get way more upset over us saying, “Happy Holidays,” than we do about them blatantly leaving out Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, and more.
The Nervous System is so accurately named bc oh, yeah, it definitely is nervous
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The Nervous System is so accurately named bc oh, yeah, it definitely is nervous
Imagine puppygirl rap
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Imagine puppygirl rap
Hot take: a lot of “depression” is probably sensitivity to stress and we should be looking into medications that help manage the release of the stress hormone, not more dopamine.
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Hot take: a lot of “depression” is probably sensitivity to stress and we should be looking into medications that help manage the release of the stress hormone, not more dopamine.
Wow, look at this jawbreaker
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wow, look at this jawbreaker
Got a wife so thicc her Lovense disconnects when her legs are closed
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Got a wife so thicc her Lovense disconnects when her legs are closed
When you’re autistic and you go shopping for furniture, but there’s a salesperson that won’t leave you alone to browse in peace, and they act like they’ve been your friend for years, and all this forced social interaction stresses you out, and your stress manifests as pain, and pain stresses you out
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When you’re autistic and you go shopping for furniture, but there’s a salesperson that won’t leave you alone to browse in peace, and they act like they’ve been your friend for years, and all this forced social interaction stresses you out, and your stress manifests as pain, and pain stresses you out
Me when I learn that estradiol is easy to make *safely* for $0.50 per vial, but the pharmacy has been charging me $140.00 per vial
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me when I learn that estradiol is easy to make *safely* for $0.50 per vial, but the pharmacy has been charging me $140.00 per vial
Hot to Go by Chappell Roan sounds like she recorded it on a PA system except for when she’s loudly spelling out H-O-T-T-O-G-O
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hot to Go by Chappell Roan sounds like she recorded it on a PA system except for when she’s loudly spelling out H-O-T-T-O-G-O
We gotta come up with our own way of seeing if people are chill or not. We could adopt Andor’s, “Are you traveling alone? / I have friends everywhere,” but conservatives LOVE Star Wars because “WHOA LASER SWORDS,” so, I propose this:
“Do you have time for tea?”
“I always take time for tea.”
“Do you have time for tea?”
“I always take time for tea.”
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
We gotta come up with our own way of seeing if people are chill or not. We could adopt Andor’s, “Are you traveling alone? / I have friends everywhere,” but conservatives LOVE Star Wars because “WHOA LASER SWORDS,” so, I propose this:
“Do you have time for tea?”
“I always take time for tea.”
“Do you have time for tea?”
“I always take time for tea.”
When does the next trans plushie drop? Or will we only have Blahåj forever?
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When does the next trans plushie drop? Or will we only have Blahåj forever?
Anyone: “I hope this email finds you well.”
How the email finds me:
How the email finds me:
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Anyone: “I hope this email finds you well.”
How the email finds me:
How the email finds me:
Five Nights at Nickelodeon Universe
📸: me
📸: me
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Five Nights at Nickelodeon Universe
📸: me
📸: me
Ramen final boss
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ramen final boss
I call my girl ‘Donut’ the way I wanna glaze her hole 😏
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I call my girl ‘Donut’ the way I wanna glaze her hole 😏
I don’t want hate to be part of who I am.
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I don’t want hate to be part of who I am.
There is room for a lot of things in my heart, but there is never room for hate.
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
There is room for a lot of things in my heart, but there is never room for hate.