Just thought 'i bet itd be awesome to be high and transgender'

Then i realised i am high and transgender and realised its not awesome

Donald trump after being asked his policy on yuri:

"Yuri, i love yuri you know but do you know who doesnt. Kamala, kalama wants to take away our yuri, she does kamala harris doesnt want girls kissing girls in our country"

Donald trump after being asked his policy on yuri:

"Yuri, i love yuri you know but do you know who doesnt. Kamala, kalama wants to take away our yuri, she does kamala harris doesnt want girls kissing girls in our country"

If i was running for president id threaten suicide every time i lost voters to get them back

Bluesky more like boobsky am i right guys

*crowd starts pelting me with tomatoes*

Imagine smoking weed and being a smurf itd be like "yooo im so high and im a little blue freak"

Do i still call them tweets or is it like a bleat or something when its on here