Perfect Commie
estravenous.bsky.social
Perfect Commie
@estravenous.bsky.social
I make playlists the way dead Russians write novels (with thematic arcs and embedded symbolism and shit)
Earasers were a game changer for me - they’re actually shaped like your eal canal and are so much comfier than regular round earplugs. And they give you just enough protection to avoid hearing damage but music still sounds plenty loud & enjoyable
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
poetry
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
get fucked loser
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
[reaches the Nasty Path]
so about Last Judge…
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Schrödinger’s cunt send skeet
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
what a loser, disgrace to my fine state, truly cannot wait for you to be primaried
June 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
uh oh Angela’s been Fuddpilled
May 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
fucking stoked for the Horween ChromeXL
April 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
cry harder baby bitch
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Whoaaa heaven let the gov shut down
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
you hit his lips of rubber with an egg 3 times
February 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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“When you think about it, who put the ball in the hoop at the end of the day? Darth Vader. In this scenario the ball is the Emperor’s body and the hoop is that big energy shaft he got dunked into.”

@austinwalker.bsky.social is a god damn treasure
December 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM