Can it truly be Christmas unless you’ve bonked a loved one on the head with the cardboard inner tube from a roll of wrapping paper?
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can it truly be Christmas unless you’ve bonked a loved one on the head with the cardboard inner tube from a roll of wrapping paper?
Never trust anyone that doesn’t have magnets on their fridge. Deviant behaviour.
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Never trust anyone that doesn’t have magnets on their fridge. Deviant behaviour.
Shout out to Pocklington Council that filled in the potholes on the cemetery entrance so badly that it’s now even harder to get through there with the pram.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Shout out to Pocklington Council that filled in the potholes on the cemetery entrance so badly that it’s now even harder to get through there with the pram.
The closest I’ll ever get to being papped like a celebrity is when the Evri guy randomly snaps a photo of me standing in a doorway, clutching a box.
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The closest I’ll ever get to being papped like a celebrity is when the Evri guy randomly snaps a photo of me standing in a doorway, clutching a box.
I see Graham Lineham continues to ruin his own life to own the libs. What a fucking loser.
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I see Graham Lineham continues to ruin his own life to own the libs. What a fucking loser.
Trump isn’t dead (unfortunately). If he was, that cabal of fucking idiots he has assembled would be in some sort of cartoon-ass power struggle with each other all over social media.
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Trump isn’t dead (unfortunately). If he was, that cabal of fucking idiots he has assembled would be in some sort of cartoon-ass power struggle with each other all over social media.
Becoming an adult is realising you are not Techno Viking. You will never be Techno Viking. All we can aspire to is being the person that hands Techno Viking a bottle of water moments before he starts to throw shapes. And that’s ok.
August 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Becoming an adult is realising you are not Techno Viking. You will never be Techno Viking. All we can aspire to is being the person that hands Techno Viking a bottle of water moments before he starts to throw shapes. And that’s ok.
Walked the 25 minutes home from my folk’s place. Lashing with sweat. This summer thing can just get to fuck now. Bring on autumn.
July 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Walked the 25 minutes home from my folk’s place. Lashing with sweat. This summer thing can just get to fuck now. Bring on autumn.
Bloody young people. Too busy buying avocado toast and expensive coffees to kill themselves…
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Samaritans to close more than 100 branches
The charity's chief executive says
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July 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Bloody young people. Too busy buying avocado toast and expensive coffees to kill themselves…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Safe travels to everyone stateside attending a #NoKings event. I hope your local police force remember who they’re supposed to represent.
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Safe travels to everyone stateside attending a #NoKings event. I hope your local police force remember who they’re supposed to represent.
Just dipping in to say #FuckIsrael and #FuckTrump. Have a blessed weekend folks!
June 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just dipping in to say #FuckIsrael and #FuckTrump. Have a blessed weekend folks!
Nice to see the women police have won their court case. Better start confirming to whatever they think a woman should look like, ladies. Otherwise they’ll make you take a shit outside or get changed in the hallway. I hate this shitshow of a fucking country.
April 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Nice to see the women police have won their court case. Better start confirming to whatever they think a woman should look like, ladies. Otherwise they’ll make you take a shit outside or get changed in the hallway. I hate this shitshow of a fucking country.
Trump is a bullying cunt. I hope the UK follows Zelensky’s lead but I won’t hold my breath. I hope America is fucking ashamed of itself.
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trump is a bullying cunt. I hope the UK follows Zelensky’s lead but I won’t hold my breath. I hope America is fucking ashamed of itself.
First warm, sunny day of the year so of course my house is full of fucking flies.
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
First warm, sunny day of the year so of course my house is full of fucking flies.
I’ve heard Amazon plan to make a few tweaks to the Bond format. 1) No more immensity wealthy villains who want to take over the world. 2) Bond’s first name is going to be Jeff and 3) He’s going to be bald as an egg.
February 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’ve heard Amazon plan to make a few tweaks to the Bond format. 1) No more immensity wealthy villains who want to take over the world. 2) Bond’s first name is going to be Jeff and 3) He’s going to be bald as an egg.
Have noticed a couple of Americans have followed me so my gift to you is the fact that, in England, we use the word ‘Trump’ as a euphemism for farting. For example “What’s that smell? Did you just trump?” #TheMoreYouKnow
February 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Have noticed a couple of Americans have followed me so my gift to you is the fact that, in England, we use the word ‘Trump’ as a euphemism for farting. For example “What’s that smell? Did you just trump?” #TheMoreYouKnow
Holy fuck The Raid is good. It’s just a pity Dredd came out at the same time and they fought for the “Hyper-violence-in-a-block-flats” dime.
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Holy fuck The Raid is good. It’s just a pity Dredd came out at the same time and they fought for the “Hyper-violence-in-a-block-flats” dime.
Turned 40 this week. Have had a great Saturday doing the Brew York Brewery tour, smashing an ungodly amount of haggis and some truly excellent whisky. Have topped it off with my traditional Big Trouble In Little China screening - followed by The Raid. Happy Birthday to me.
a man with a bandage on his head is talking about jack burton
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January 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Turned 40 this week. Have had a great Saturday doing the Brew York Brewery tour, smashing an ungodly amount of haggis and some truly excellent whisky. Have topped it off with my traditional Big Trouble In Little China screening - followed by The Raid. Happy Birthday to me.
Someone at work just used the phrase “needs to be nipped in the butt” in a meeting and I had to turn my camera off to laugh at them.
January 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Someone at work just used the phrase “needs to be nipped in the butt” in a meeting and I had to turn my camera off to laugh at them.
Hope Elon ends up like all Nazis should - on the end of a fucking rope.
January 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hope Elon ends up like all Nazis should - on the end of a fucking rope.
TikTok without the Americans might be gas though.
January 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
TikTok without the Americans might be gas though.
Making a Mac & Cheese with my Xmas cheese leftovers. Quick bit of back-of-a-fag-packet maths here but I reckon there’s £35 worth in the oven right now.
January 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Making a Mac & Cheese with my Xmas cheese leftovers. Quick bit of back-of-a-fag-packet maths here but I reckon there’s £35 worth in the oven right now.
Absolute scenes during the NYE D&D session. Our Cleric nails her Divine Inspiration roll with an eight and the party gain the benefit of a Long Rest in phase three of the epic final battle against the BBEG. #DND #ClericsArePeopleToo #KitchenLimbs
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January 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Absolute scenes during the NYE D&D session. Our Cleric nails her Divine Inspiration roll with an eight and the party gain the benefit of a Long Rest in phase three of the epic final battle against the BBEG. #DND #ClericsArePeopleToo #KitchenLimbs
God, White Christmas is the perfect Christmas movie of it wasn’t for that bit you have to fast forward through. You know the bit.
December 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
God, White Christmas is the perfect Christmas movie of it wasn’t for that bit you have to fast forward through. You know the bit.