Next up, Trump claims:
- he's already been to Mars "Fantastic real estate opportunity!"
- he's single-handedly discovered the cure for all cancers
- he regularly runs a faster-than-4-minute mile
- he has an IQ bigger than the collective IQ of everyone in Japan

He's just about to announce how he's ended a war that's been going on for thousands of years: the war between the orcs and the hobbits.

You could blame the local MP for not campaigning about the dire state of the region but 'Our Nige, man of the people' is working his little socks off doing ELEVEN other jobs just so he can put foo... earn over a million quid a year.

OMG! The Teletubbies have really let themselves go! 😀

The wealth of the most wealthy is not largely 'liquid'. They could move but their money would remain invested in UK buildings, UK businesses, UK equities.. which could be taxed by HMRC.

"Soft" secession is the way.

"White-skinned terrorists... GOOD! Brown-skinned terrorists.... BAD!"

Thus spake Our Nige.