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[pl]Cynizm,nihilizm,sarkazm i orgazm (Przesadziłam z tym ostatnim)
Odpowiadam za to, co napisałam,nie za to,co zrozumiałxś
[en]Cynicism,nihilism,sarcasm&orgasm (I exaggerated with the last one)
I am responsible for what I wrote, not for what you understood
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Chciałoby się żyć bez bluzgów Ale no kurwa...
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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#podpitolone
Dave Grohl - then and now. Caption: Feeling old? Remember the young girl from the Learn to Fly music video? Well, this is her now...
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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#PrzyniesioneZFediwersu
@kalisz79 https://x.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1991352574390227129 "In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe. Le Monde has a long article (https://lemonde.fr/international/article/2025/11/19/nicolas-guillou-juge-francais-de-la-cpi-sanctionne-par-les-etats-unis-face-aux-attaques-les-magistrats-de-la-cour-tiendront_6654016_3210.html) describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant for war crimes in Gaza. Guillou's daily existence has been transformed into a Kafkaesque nightmare. He cannot: open or maintain accounts with Google, Amazon, Apple, or any US company; make hotel reservations (Expedia canceled his booking in France hours after he made it); conduct online commerce, since he can't know if the packaging is American; use any major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex are all American); access normal banking services, even with non-American banks, as banks worldwide close sanctioned accounts; conduct virtually any financial transaction. He describes it as being "economically banned across most of the planet," including in his own country, France, and where he works, the Netherlands. That's the real shocking aspect of this: the Americans are: punishing a European citizen for doing his job in Europe applying laws Europe officially supports at an institution based in Europe that Europe helped create and fund and Europe is not only doing essentially nothing to protect him, they're actively enforcing America's sanctions against their own citizen - European banks closing his accounts, European companies refusing him service, European institutions standing by while Washington destroys a European judge's life on European soil. Again, in a normal world, European leaders and citizens should be absolutely outraged about this. But we've so normalized the hollowing out of European sovereignty that the sight of a E…
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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#łódzkieMPK /ZDiT/whoever obliczający taryfę za przejazd przystanku
Girl At Whiteboard Adding 248+208=4416
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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#podpitolone
It's 1998. There's a war in the Congo Valve has major release There's a major stock market bubble due to tech speculation Bill Clinton is in the news for receiving a blowjob It's 2025. There's a war in the Congo Valve has a major announcement There's a major stock market bubble due to tech speculation Bill Clinton is in the news for receiving a blowjob
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
Pulp Fiction Bruce Willis as Butch Coolidge
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel
My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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#podpitolone
Meme picturing of a typical Amsterdam landscape with a cropped Picrew profile of a blonde smug looking girl with a crown of of flowers on her head in foreground. It is captioned "that very masculine urge to move to Amsterdam, be a woman, and completely start over with life"
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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#podpitolone
Black and white billboard on a brick wall in Liverpool shows Freddy Mercury on stage, with the caption THANK GOD FOR IMMIGRANTS
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Smacznego. #DzieńNowy
opakowanie suszonych jabłek o smaku ananasa
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Kristian Nairn jako Hodor
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Dobranoc.
DżePeTo przetłumaczył: BY NIE POPEŁNIAĆ BŁĘDÓW PO ALKOHOLU (To not make mistakes after drinking alcohol) OSTATNI KIELISZEK ZAWSZE ZAGRYZAJ KARTĄ SIM (Always follow the last glass with a bite of a SIM card)
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Dwa lata temu założyłam tutaj konto.. Wtedy jeszcze na zaproszenia było.. I sukcesem było znalezienie pięciu piszących po polsku osób 😁
Bluesky anniversary card sent with @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Matematyka jest wszędzie.
Książki na półce: "Jak się kochać" i "Kamasutra" Andrzeja Mleczki. Pomiędzy nimi "Matematyka jest wszędzie"
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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#podpitolone
a photo of people sleeping in public transport. caption: Go to school. Find a job. Pay off debt. Climb the ladder. Vacation for 2 weeks. Pay off mortgage. Die.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Komiks, cztery panele. 1. Kobieta śpi. *zza kadru* "Kochanie, szybko! Bardzo ważne!" 2. Mężczyzna pojawia się w kadrze: "A..." 3. Mężczyzna znika z kadru: "W sumie nic nie jest aż tak ważne" 4. Napis "Jeśli kogoś naprawdę kochasz nie budź"
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Kutno mentioned
plakat reklamujący wydarzenia z okazji 110. rocznicy urodzin Jeremiego Przybory między 19 a 23 listopada 2025 w Kutnie.
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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CW: #TranSylwiaNia, mh~

W związku z #PoprzedniPost siedzę i przeglądam zdjęcia w telefonie, bo właśnie zrobiłam #degoogle. Znajduję taki obrazek - zapisany w.. 2010. Bo mi się podobał... I mam totalny wtf - od tylu lat mój mózg dawał mi hinty i nic.. Trzeba było cegłą bez łeb (prawie dosłownie) 😒
rysunek. osoba męska wskazuje palcem lustro, a w nim osoba żeńska. Podpis: someday I'll set you free...
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Dzień nowy. Tym razem bez piosenki.
baner na płocie: anonimowi alkoholicy grupa "czwarty wymiar" spotkania w każdy czwartek godz. 19:00 wejście pod schodami kościoła
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Jerzu, znowu jakiś mecz? 😒
powiadomienie z KFC: Mecz dziś wieczorem - Grander, frytki i 2x strips za 25 pln
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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AI Overview The alt text for the image is "Anime Meme". This image is a meme from the anime film Wolf Children. The top panel shows a woman and two children, with Polish text that translates to "Remember, when you bury a corpse." The bottom panel shows a hand planting a plant, with Polish text that translates to "plant a protected plant on it, so that it's illegal to dig it up." The meme promotes the idea of burying a body and planting a protected plant on top to prevent the grave from being excavated.
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Przyniesione z fediwersu
Lrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, asks “why do the users of bluesky, a supposedly open protocol, not simply move to a different server when the CEO of their server acts up?”
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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If you see this itd.
Autobus miejski w niebieskich kolorach z oznaczeniami policji
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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#TranSylwiaNia na poprawę humoru 😋
osoba (ja) fotografująca swoje odbicie w lustrze zasłaniając sobie twarz telefonem. Jestem ubrana w szarą sukienkę do połowy uda - na barku czarny motyw kwiatowy - oraz żółte rajstopy. osoba (ja) fotografująca swoje odbicie w lustrze zasłaniając sobie twarz telefonem. Jestem ubrana w pomarańczową gładką sukienkę do połowy uda i te same żółte rajstopy osoba (ja) fotografująca swoje odbicie w lustrze zasłaniając sobie twarz telefonem. Jestem ubrana w granatową sukienkę do połowy uda i ciemnoszare rajstopy osoba (ja) fotografująca swoje odbicie w lustrze zasłaniając sobie twarz telefonem. Jestem ubrana w białą sukienkę do kolana z koronkami na górze i granatowym wzorkiem na dole, oraz beżowe rajstopy
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM