essjax
@essjax.essjax.com.ap.brid.gy
I used to be over there, now I'm over here. I like aviation and dance music and cricket and brutalist architecture and cheese among other things.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I went in a little arts & crafts shop today, and wanted to return to pick something up later.
"What time do you close today?" I asked the friendly shop man.
"Um," He said, scratching his head. "What day is it?"
"Um," I said, scratching my head.
The clock ticked, while time stopped.
"Sun […]
"What time do you close today?" I asked the friendly shop man.
"Um," He said, scratching his head. "What day is it?"
"Um," I said, scratching my head.
The clock ticked, while time stopped.
"Sun […]
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I went in a little arts & crafts shop today, and wanted to return to pick something up later.
"What time do you close today?" I asked the friendly shop man.
"Um," He said, scratching his head. "What day is it?"
"Um," I said, scratching my head.
The clock ticked, while time stopped.
"Sun […]
"What time do you close today?" I asked the friendly shop man.
"Um," He said, scratching his head. "What day is it?"
"Um," I said, scratching my head.
The clock ticked, while time stopped.
"Sun […]
One of the many great things about New Zealand is the lack of Amazon online shopping. Now if we could just get rid of Temu.
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
One of the many great things about New Zealand is the lack of Amazon online shopping. Now if we could just get rid of Temu.
Just had a car pull out right in front of me, from a side street. I'm doing 50 and had to brake quite hard to avoid stacking into him.
Further on, I pull up behind him at the lights and the fucker has a bumper sticker that says
"I Don't Give Way", and a smiley emoji.
So weird. They live amongst us.
Further on, I pull up behind him at the lights and the fucker has a bumper sticker that says
"I Don't Give Way", and a smiley emoji.
So weird. They live amongst us.
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just had a car pull out right in front of me, from a side street. I'm doing 50 and had to brake quite hard to avoid stacking into him.
Further on, I pull up behind him at the lights and the fucker has a bumper sticker that says
"I Don't Give Way", and a smiley emoji.
So weird. They live amongst us.
Further on, I pull up behind him at the lights and the fucker has a bumper sticker that says
"I Don't Give Way", and a smiley emoji.
So weird. They live amongst us.
A view from a restaurant window in Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand for #fensterfreitag
December 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A view from a restaurant window in Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand for #fensterfreitag
Dreamy skies from the front door
#sunsetsofmastodon
#sunsetsofmastodon
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Dreamy skies from the front door
#sunsetsofmastodon
#sunsetsofmastodon
HELLO EVERYONE, SPLITS FROG IS HERE TO BRING YOU WELLNESS AND JOY.
#frogsofmastodon
#frogsofmastodon
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
HELLO EVERYONE, SPLITS FROG IS HERE TO BRING YOU WELLNESS AND JOY.
#frogsofmastodon
#frogsofmastodon
The Melbourne crowd booing England after the visitors first win in Australia in a million years really shows their (lack of) class, IMHO.
#ashes2025
#ashes2025
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The Melbourne crowd booing England after the visitors first win in Australia in a million years really shows their (lack of) class, IMHO.
#ashes2025
#ashes2025
Hey you're just in time for today's installment of
"In What Ridiculous Way Will Essjax Injure Himself Today?"
Well, I have some New Socks and a New Swiss Army Knife. I was using the littlest blade on the knife to remove the bit where they sew the socks and the little cardboard bit together with […]
"In What Ridiculous Way Will Essjax Injure Himself Today?"
Well, I have some New Socks and a New Swiss Army Knife. I was using the littlest blade on the knife to remove the bit where they sew the socks and the little cardboard bit together with […]
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December 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey you're just in time for today's installment of
"In What Ridiculous Way Will Essjax Injure Himself Today?"
Well, I have some New Socks and a New Swiss Army Knife. I was using the littlest blade on the knife to remove the bit where they sew the socks and the little cardboard bit together with […]
"In What Ridiculous Way Will Essjax Injure Himself Today?"
Well, I have some New Socks and a New Swiss Army Knife. I was using the littlest blade on the knife to remove the bit where they sew the socks and the little cardboard bit together with […]
This morning's earworm is "Killing In The Name Of"
I think it was triggered by reading the news.
I think it was triggered by reading the news.
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This morning's earworm is "Killing In The Name Of"
I think it was triggered by reading the news.
I think it was triggered by reading the news.
In this year's Christmas delights, darling relative Miss 7 went and chose presents for everyone from charity shops.
This guy, this frog doing the splits, was my gift because "He's funny and he does the splits like you"
Fam I have never and could never do the […]
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This guy, this frog doing the splits, was my gift because "He's funny and he does the splits like you"
Fam I have never and could never do the […]
[Original post on essjax.com]
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
In this year's Christmas delights, darling relative Miss 7 went and chose presents for everyone from charity shops.
This guy, this frog doing the splits, was my gift because "He's funny and he does the splits like you"
Fam I have never and could never do the […]
[Original post on essjax.com]
This guy, this frog doing the splits, was my gift because "He's funny and he does the splits like you"
Fam I have never and could never do the […]
[Original post on essjax.com]
Had a few beers yesterday but sensible stuff. Had no alcohol today. Family have all left already, just chilling with a book. Dull but chill.
Stephen King is entertaining me, "Under The Dome"
I don't know why that sounds saucy 🤔
Stephen King is entertaining me, "Under The Dome"
I don't know why that sounds saucy 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Had a few beers yesterday but sensible stuff. Had no alcohol today. Family have all left already, just chilling with a book. Dull but chill.
Stephen King is entertaining me, "Under The Dome"
I don't know why that sounds saucy 🤔
Stephen King is entertaining me, "Under The Dome"
I don't know why that sounds saucy 🤔
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I've never considered myself much of a bogan, but I've just shot one of my freshly-emptied beer cans with a 22 rifle, and I must admit, the bogan life might be choosing me 😍
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I've never considered myself much of a bogan, but I've just shot one of my freshly-emptied beer cans with a 22 rifle, and I must admit, the bogan life might be choosing me 😍
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Alright, bear with me.
Alcohol, but cake.
Alcohol, but cake.
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Alright, bear with me.
Alcohol, but cake.
Alcohol, but cake.
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The sky in Ahuriri/Napier tonight
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The sky in Ahuriri/Napier tonight
Pilot Boat Pilot Boating
#shipsofmastodon
#shipsofmastodon
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Pilot Boat Pilot Boating
#shipsofmastodon
#shipsofmastodon
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Trying to wrap presents with a fan going full blast is a trial.
Mind you, it's worse without it. 🎁🔥🥵
Mind you, it's worse without it. 🎁🔥🥵
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Trying to wrap presents with a fan going full blast is a trial.
Mind you, it's worse without it. 🎁🔥🥵
Mind you, it's worse without it. 🎁🔥🥵
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bay of Plenty skies tonight
#sunsetsofmastodon
#sunsetsofmastodon
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Bay of Plenty skies tonight
#sunsetsofmastodon
#sunsetsofmastodon
I'm in the hotel where the West Indies cricket team are staying. The staff say they're a lovely bunch of chaps, and I can totally imagine that. They seem like great chaps.
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm in the hotel where the West Indies cricket team are staying. The staff say they're a lovely bunch of chaps, and I can totally imagine that. They seem like great chaps.
The West Indies were all out for #420
I know I mustn't stereotype and I'm a bad man but 😁 come on.
I know I mustn't stereotype and I'm a bad man but 😁 come on.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The West Indies were all out for #420
I know I mustn't stereotype and I'm a bad man but 😁 come on.
I know I mustn't stereotype and I'm a bad man but 😁 come on.