EssieLikeNessie
@essielikenessie.bsky.social
Exploring my bisexuality one butt plug at a time / Future Pegging Enthusiast / Totally Not An Egg. / Call Me Essie. (Like Nessie) MDNI,
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Do you ever wish you could create a cloned homunculus of yourself that you could cathartically beat to a pulp?
Meeee neither.....
Meeee neither.....
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Do you ever wish you could create a cloned homunculus of yourself that you could cathartically beat to a pulp?
Meeee neither.....
Meeee neither.....
Having three near misses in traffic this morning on my way to work may actually make me crash out and become a mole person. This shit sucks.
September 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Having three near misses in traffic this morning on my way to work may actually make me crash out and become a mole person. This shit sucks.
You know what feels worse than getting a rejection email?
Getting an offer letter, then having it rescinded a week before your start date.
Getting an offer letter, then having it rescinded a week before your start date.
July 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know what feels worse than getting a rejection email?
Getting an offer letter, then having it rescinded a week before your start date.
Getting an offer letter, then having it rescinded a week before your start date.
Oh to live anywhere that 90° highs are a rarity.
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh to live anywhere that 90° highs are a rarity.
Today I learned that my diabetes is one of the major contributing factors making it difficult to wake up in the morning. That then causes me to stay up late and have trouble falling/being asleep, which then repeats the cycle.
My pancreas is such a load of ass.
My pancreas is such a load of ass.
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Today I learned that my diabetes is one of the major contributing factors making it difficult to wake up in the morning. That then causes me to stay up late and have trouble falling/being asleep, which then repeats the cycle.
My pancreas is such a load of ass.
My pancreas is such a load of ass.
There's something that feels so right about pirating V for Vendetta.
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There's something that feels so right about pirating V for Vendetta.
Let me clarify something.
Here's some ghee.
Here's some ghee.
March 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Let me clarify something.
Here's some ghee.
Here's some ghee.
Cozy cottage core? You mean your kitchen and dining areas full of bakers racks? Yes, they're adorable.
March 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cozy cottage core? You mean your kitchen and dining areas full of bakers racks? Yes, they're adorable.
Someone stop me from looking through these school bus auctions.
March 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Someone stop me from looking through these school bus auctions.
Gave my friend a cat tree yesterday and I've been rewarded with lots of pictures of their cat appreciating it. This is life.
March 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gave my friend a cat tree yesterday and I've been rewarded with lots of pictures of their cat appreciating it. This is life.
🎶 When the math’s looking right, and your circle’s so tight, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When your slices divide, and there’s cheese on each side, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When you measure just right, take a big, happy bite—3.14’s here to stay! 🎶
🎶 When your slices divide, and there’s cheese on each side, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When you measure just right, take a big, happy bite—3.14’s here to stay! 🎶
March 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🎶 When the math’s looking right, and your circle’s so tight, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When your slices divide, and there’s cheese on each side, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When you measure just right, take a big, happy bite—3.14’s here to stay! 🎶
🎶 When your slices divide, and there’s cheese on each side, that’s a Pi Day! 🎶
🎶 When you measure just right, take a big, happy bite—3.14’s here to stay! 🎶
Once again we gather for the match up event of the night! Two melatonin gummies versus my daily caffeine intake. Who will be victorious? Who will take home the prize? Which will I alter the dosage of tomorrow? Time to turn my phone off and find out! 😴😴😴😴
a person is holding a sword with the words perfectly balanced as all things should be
ALT: a person is holding a sword with the words perfectly balanced as all things should be
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March 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Once again we gather for the match up event of the night! Two melatonin gummies versus my daily caffeine intake. Who will be victorious? Who will take home the prize? Which will I alter the dosage of tomorrow? Time to turn my phone off and find out! 😴😴😴😴
Heavier tshirts feel better than light tshirts and I don't know why.
March 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Heavier tshirts feel better than light tshirts and I don't know why.
I forgot how good toaster strudels are. I need to find someplace that sells these in boxes of 100 or something.
February 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I forgot how good toaster strudels are. I need to find someplace that sells these in boxes of 100 or something.
I can't wait for my new glasses to get in. Damn I'm blind sometimes.
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can't wait for my new glasses to get in. Damn I'm blind sometimes.
Video editing job interview number 3 for the week, here we go!
February 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Video editing job interview number 3 for the week, here we go!
I need noise cancelling headphones for my brain. Or at least a do not disturb setting I can switch on between 11pm-6am.
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I need noise cancelling headphones for my brain. Or at least a do not disturb setting I can switch on between 11pm-6am.
Me using my body as a drum while I wait for the shower to warm up.
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair on a stage with a microphone in front of him .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair on a stage with a microphone in front of him .
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February 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me using my body as a drum while I wait for the shower to warm up.
If Dr. Manhattan and Captain Atom were in a romantic relationship, who would top?
February 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If Dr. Manhattan and Captain Atom were in a romantic relationship, who would top?
What do you mean I can't throw it back to the Zaboomafoo theme song?!
February 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What do you mean I can't throw it back to the Zaboomafoo theme song?!
You are correct Walmart Advertising Algorithm. I need some great stuff for my gaps and cracks.
February 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You are correct Walmart Advertising Algorithm. I need some great stuff for my gaps and cracks.
I'm totally fine and most definitely *not* staying awake nervous about an job interview for what could easily be the coolest line on my resume tomorrow afternoon.
February 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm totally fine and most definitely *not* staying awake nervous about an job interview for what could easily be the coolest line on my resume tomorrow afternoon.
"I think I'll game a little to take the edge off."
Plays Homefront: The Revolution
"Ah there's that edge again..." 😭
Plays Homefront: The Revolution
"Ah there's that edge again..." 😭
February 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"I think I'll game a little to take the edge off."
Plays Homefront: The Revolution
"Ah there's that edge again..." 😭
Plays Homefront: The Revolution
"Ah there's that edge again..." 😭
Today I'm reminded that there is a significant difference between Blackberry soda and Black Cherry soda.
February 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today I'm reminded that there is a significant difference between Blackberry soda and Black Cherry soda.