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Esser-Z
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Look! Cool robot!
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My feed did this so I'm picturing a spooky Eucharist
The OP followed by a post that contains a photo of the Pope
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A sign in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign reading MICAH he can't THINK OF A GOOD ONE
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"We do midnight, motherfuckers"
(Head position not quite final, as I'm not gluing it in until painted)
#nerdlings
A kitbashed Night Lords Chaos Lord, not yet primed, with an uncanny resemblance to Gideon Nav
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I dunno, still pretty far off to my eye
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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No kings except King Crab
The BattleTech King Crab mech
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Warhammer vehicles are *not* the same scale as Warhammer infantry
A Chaos Space Marine stands inside a partially built Rhino chassis. He is significantly larger than the exit door, and takes up about a third of the space inside a vehicle that is able to transport twelve of him.
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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That's... An interesting thing for your front page trivia section, Wikipedia
A screenshot of an item from Wikipedia's "Did you know..." section reading "that in the Zootopia abortion comic, Nick and Judy's apartment is modeled after one in Seinfeld?" Both Zootopia abortion comic and Seinfeld are hyperlinks to the pages about the respective media
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Oh no! Angry rabbits are trying to steal my skulls! #warhammercommunity
Ten Khorne Berserkers painted in purple and gold with red details on sandy bases
September 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I couldn't help but notice your mattress. Funny thing. You know, my wife used to have a mattress like that, back before we were married, when she was living in Dover...
Peter Falk as Columbo
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Ymgarl brood! Had to convert the broodlord's face to match #warhammer40k
August 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Just need to base him, and then my Praetor is ready to lead the fight against Horus and his foul traitors

#warhammer
#horusheresy
August 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Master!
Apprentice!
Hiveborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Deathleaper!
July 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Made it to the House of Hope in my Karlach run. Brought Raphael a little... Gift.
Screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3. Karlach and the party are standing in the entry portal room in the House of Hope, where they have stacked a large number of explosive barrels hoarded throughout the game thus far
June 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Three panel comic titled The Wizard's Shotgun Panel one: the wizard stands hands on hips "I swore I left my shotgun here" Panel two: "oh well, I'll make 5000 more and just leave them lyin' a round!!" The wizard has his arms up and is surrounded by shotguns he is creating with magic Panel three: close up on the wizard's face with an open mouth and wide eyes, portraying a disturbing combination of happiness and emptiness. The caption reads "Wizards: no sense of right and wrong"
May 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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May I introduce you to Hexa Gear, by Kotobukiya?
May 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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My timeline appears to have decided to hit on you???
Zoe's selfie followed by a post linking to a story with the preview text "I mean your tits are downright bangin', broseph."
May 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Behold! A Pope!
The Leo from Gundam Wing, a green mecha
May 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hey, Mr Blue Eyes. You look... Familiar.
A mysterious, sinister Cyberpunk character, a dark haired man in a fancy sci-fi suit with glowing blue eyes The Illusive Man from Mass Effect, a dark haired man in a very similar fancy sci-fi suit with glowing blue eyes.
April 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

"Let's go steal a whale"
The five-member original Leverage team
March 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Okay, yeah, checks out
Headcanon generator: Char Aznable set a public school on fire and got away with it
March 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Each thigh stores a beam saber with long and short blades, the chest and shoulders can deploy four little gatlings, the back cannons unfold into a pair of Sazabi-style axes, and the main gatlings can deploy directly from the backpack!
March 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Back heavy with everything stowed, but it comes with a stand. Can attach the gatlings to the sides of the arms or underslung.
March 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I've built the core frame and armored it up! Weapons and backpack on the schedule for today

Comparison with MG Sazabi and Sinanju Stein. Kit has been a delight to build — of quality with official gunpla!
MG Sinanju Stein ver Narrative ver Ka, Infinity Nova Lizard, and MG Sazabi ver Ka, three very cool mechs
March 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I don't like most of the Chinese not! Gundams (too dang pointy!), but this not!Sinanju will fit in just fine next to Sazabi ver Ka
A red mech heavily resembling the Sinanju from Gundam, with four huge gatling guns and a pair of cannons on the back
March 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM