Theseus, His Sails Unfurled
@essencewarden.bsky.social
It's Mike. I wish I only talked about tabletop games, writing, and comic books (and tea), but politics keep happening. I like He/Him, and I like She/Her, and I don't like Twitter anymore.
All of these guys believe that human interaction is a means to an end and nothing more.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
All of these guys believe that human interaction is a means to an end and nothing more.
Vance cynically embraced evil to make money
He also denatures and defiles the religion of my youth and the region I relatively grew up in
He is an affront to God and Man, on purpose
He has chosen evil
He also denatures and defiles the religion of my youth and the region I relatively grew up in
He is an affront to God and Man, on purpose
He has chosen evil
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Vance cynically embraced evil to make money
He also denatures and defiles the religion of my youth and the region I relatively grew up in
He is an affront to God and Man, on purpose
He has chosen evil
He also denatures and defiles the religion of my youth and the region I relatively grew up in
He is an affront to God and Man, on purpose
He has chosen evil
They also sold flour cocaine to some kids from another school
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
They also sold flour cocaine to some kids from another school
I didn't, but my friend's brother sold it to a guy we knew
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I didn't, but my friend's brother sold it to a guy we knew
I want my friends and relatives to open the newspaper or find it online and spit out their morning coffee and say JESUS CHRIST, MIKE
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I want my friends and relatives to open the newspaper or find it online and spit out their morning coffee and say JESUS CHRIST, MIKE
There's no legal way to express how I feel about this
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
There's no legal way to express how I feel about this
I would like a future president to opt into The Hague. We are currently opted out, which is frankly not a thing any country should have been allowed to do.
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I would like a future president to opt into The Hague. We are currently opted out, which is frankly not a thing any country should have been allowed to do.
I guess by pure disagreement numbers, not by how extreme the opinion is, my least popular opinion is "TikTok is dogshit and you shouldn't use it at all ever"
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I guess by pure disagreement numbers, not by how extreme the opinion is, my least popular opinion is "TikTok is dogshit and you shouldn't use it at all ever"
Seven seconds of entertainment a thousand times a day is no way to live
Also they can smart bomb you
Also they can smart bomb you
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Seven seconds of entertainment a thousand times a day is no way to live
Also they can smart bomb you
Also they can smart bomb you
Shit's no good
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Shit's no good
Wait why did everyone like Beyond for some reason
That was the Rise of Skywalker of Star Treks
That was the Rise of Skywalker of Star Treks
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Wait why did everyone like Beyond for some reason
That was the Rise of Skywalker of Star Treks
That was the Rise of Skywalker of Star Treks
STAR TREK (2009) (?) (The one with Eric Bana) was pretty good, though.
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
STAR TREK (2009) (?) (The one with Eric Bana) was pretty good, though.
Generations was the last movie that, when I rewatch it, feels like a complete motion picture.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Generations was the last movie that, when I rewatch it, feels like a complete motion picture.
Oh, well like
YOU can care about that band all you want! That's fantastic.
YOU can care about that band all you want! That's fantastic.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Oh, well like
YOU can care about that band all you want! That's fantastic.
YOU can care about that band all you want! That's fantastic.
I knew I was right not to care about that band.
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I knew I was right not to care about that band.
Uh
I thought it was about being depressed? I know no lore. I thought she was like "I am sad, please make me happy."
I thought it was about being depressed? I know no lore. I thought she was like "I am sad, please make me happy."
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Uh
I thought it was about being depressed? I know no lore. I thought she was like "I am sad, please make me happy."
I thought it was about being depressed? I know no lore. I thought she was like "I am sad, please make me happy."
I'm so relieved in a way that my Republican relatives voted for weird 3p candidates at every turn. I mean, obviously, I would have liked them to make better choices, but they did avoid worse ones. I'll take it
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm so relieved in a way that my Republican relatives voted for weird 3p candidates at every turn. I mean, obviously, I would have liked them to make better choices, but they did avoid worse ones. I'll take it
Hey man, it's been a long night over here, and I just want to thank you for being:
- Funny
- Awake and aware of the horrors of our time
- Batman
- A cofounder of Buzz Beer
- Funny
- Awake and aware of the horrors of our time
- Batman
- A cofounder of Buzz Beer
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Hey man, it's been a long night over here, and I just want to thank you for being:
- Funny
- Awake and aware of the horrors of our time
- Batman
- A cofounder of Buzz Beer
- Funny
- Awake and aware of the horrors of our time
- Batman
- A cofounder of Buzz Beer
F Murray Abraham tour de force
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
F Murray Abraham tour de force