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Writer nailed the standoff in TWBB. Plainview is so angry that he even has to deal with the huckster at all, let alone suffer the army of idiots who he preaches to. Then, when coaxed into showing vulnerability brought out by the preacher in public, you knew that milkshake would eventually be drank.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Writer nailed the standoff in TWBB. Plainview is so angry that he even has to deal with the huckster at all, let alone suffer the army of idiots who he preaches to. Then, when coaxed into showing vulnerability brought out by the preacher in public, you knew that milkshake would eventually be drank.
It’s feast or famine in my opinion, but the great kids of this generation are much greater than others I’ve experienced and the ones who you worry about figuring out a future are at least often nice and caring towards those around them.
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s feast or famine in my opinion, but the great kids of this generation are much greater than others I’ve experienced and the ones who you worry about figuring out a future are at least often nice and caring towards those around them.
Stuttgart FC announces new target for summer signing!
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Stuttgart FC announces new target for summer signing!
1.5…with students to see the same. Still my favorite play.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
1.5…with students to see the same. Still my favorite play.
Oh, she may be weary. And young girls they did get weary, wearing that same old shaggy dress…
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh, she may be weary. And young girls they did get weary, wearing that same old shaggy dress…
Can we skip to the part where he has grotesquely long finger nails and drinks his urine?
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Can we skip to the part where he has grotesquely long finger nails and drinks his urine?
There’s a lot of handwringing about this but, all of this will bring in a good sum of money when it’s auctioned to pay for gender affirming care in a few years.
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There’s a lot of handwringing about this but, all of this will bring in a good sum of money when it’s auctioned to pay for gender affirming care in a few years.
It’s a really great idea. Imagine if every university that bows to his compact did this. They wouldn’t even need to hear him speak, just give him the degree. 300 dishonorary degrees would be a perfect disgraceful historical footnote.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s a really great idea. Imagine if every university that bows to his compact did this. They wouldn’t even need to hear him speak, just give him the degree. 300 dishonorary degrees would be a perfect disgraceful historical footnote.
I swat his name was Clarence!
October 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I swat his name was Clarence!
He’s making me forget the songs that made me cry and the songs that saved my life.
It’s like the passing of time has made his life empty and waiting to be filled.
It’s like the passing of time has made his life empty and waiting to be filled.
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
He’s making me forget the songs that made me cry and the songs that saved my life.
It’s like the passing of time has made his life empty and waiting to be filled.
It’s like the passing of time has made his life empty and waiting to be filled.
This is my all time favorite Onion story. It’s just masterful. Reggie Greengrass should do another piece about how many Baht Takrawers are getting now for endorsements.
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is my all time favorite Onion story. It’s just masterful. Reggie Greengrass should do another piece about how many Baht Takrawers are getting now for endorsements.
“Did not intend to be insensitive or upset anyone”
Yeah but then you pretty much typed, “didn’t mean to cause you any sorrow, didn’t mean to cause you any pain.”
Yeah but then you pretty much typed, “didn’t mean to cause you any sorrow, didn’t mean to cause you any pain.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Did not intend to be insensitive or upset anyone”
Yeah but then you pretty much typed, “didn’t mean to cause you any sorrow, didn’t mean to cause you any pain.”
Yeah but then you pretty much typed, “didn’t mean to cause you any sorrow, didn’t mean to cause you any pain.”
Talk about murder by numbers, hauyven maven!
August 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Talk about murder by numbers, hauyven maven!
Will it have godless tornadoes?
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Will it have godless tornadoes?
Goo-or-lam-ii!
August 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Goo-or-lam-ii!
Isn’t he from Hawaii? You don’t get to be an American if you’re from Hawaii (see Trump, on Obama, birth certificate)
August 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Isn’t he from Hawaii? You don’t get to be an American if you’re from Hawaii (see Trump, on Obama, birth certificate)
I still love their coffee. I wouldn’t eat their food if the coffee was free with it.
August 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I still love their coffee. I wouldn’t eat their food if the coffee was free with it.
Wah-ah-oh-uh-oh
July 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wah-ah-oh-uh-oh
You had me at “more soccer”!
July 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You had me at “more soccer”!
It’s almost like Grassley is a disingenuous fraud…who, by the way, is never targeted for his senility.
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s almost like Grassley is a disingenuous fraud…who, by the way, is never targeted for his senility.
Phony beetlemania has bitten the dust.
July 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Phony beetlemania has bitten the dust.
Quote the NYT: “he’s old news; we know because that’s all we reported.”
June 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Quote the NYT: “he’s old news; we know because that’s all we reported.”