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using a field of half-seized sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one-half meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth
This is canon:
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
man... late-era Ottoman caliphs would be embarrassed at this type of image representing their country being out in the public. viziers would lose their heads. fallen nation, cursed people.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
not gonna lie, though, strong effort from this midwit cocksucker, defending RFK's delusions and slandering noble CDC workers in the process, who i've never heard of before and hope to never hear from again unless its his weepy statement before the sentence is carried out
August 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
russell vought made it close today with his pocket recission bullshit, but RFK remains our Trump Toady I Most Want To See Have To Swim Through A 10-ft. Deep and Mile-Long Brick of My Dehydrated Piss for this fuckin' winner used to justify no longer recommending the Hep B shot be given to newborns:
August 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
you read a line like this and just despair about continuing to live in the same polity as these people.
August 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
crying
June 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
don't think the wife's been gone for a full week ever before and this is where it's led me... fucking modding Skyrim in 2025 somebody just put me down already...
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i know we've all moved on from the sad parade but just saw this image and this is the most-cooked image i've ever seen. just SOPPING with loser vibes god damn
June 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
jesus christ people like this used to be avoidable by just not going near the larouchie table in front of UIC's student center now they run the fuckin country how the fuck are we supposed to deal with this *holds finger to ear* oh, the typical way we deal with Kennedys? hmmm....
May 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
why are we ruled by people who clearly hate people? who asked for this? you've isolated everybody from each other through brute force takeover of our entire social environment and now demand that we only speak to you for things we absolutely need from other humans? put this man in a cage already.
May 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
well, there's a headline full of words i don't want to see individually, much less in that fucking order. christ, i hate this world.
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
this is so gross. this country is irredeemable.
April 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
why the fuck man. why. the fuck is even a second of time being spent on this for. this entire cabinet and their families need to make a pilgrimage to Alapayevsk.
April 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
as a pro-am history knower this quote just makes me wanna barf fists at this fuckin shithead this is like a sub-anime level of comprehension of What Actually Happened
April 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
well that’s a little on the nose even for me
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Also led to, two years ago, the best Halloween costume duo I seen in a while
March 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
nice
March 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
man these are not the headlines i wanna see in this era of absolutely diminished state capacity
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
someone needs to check on the Counting Crows because they are clearly ill:
February 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
anyone at NYT can tell me if 29% is a majority or anything approaching a percentage of a thing that is "loving it"?
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
enjoying this chart for 1) showing just what the United States can accomplish in the rare instances when it turns its wealth and powers towards good and 2) lol the agencies that can accurately produce such graphs have been defenestrated so this graph is never getting updated again
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
the fundamental reason trump won twice much less once and frankly for a lot of the bad things we self-inflict on ourselves is simply that most americans are absolute fucking idiots jesus christ look at this shit

pbs.twimg.com/media/GdLoxG...
November 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Yeah I know it didn’t. Sucks to suck, losers.
November 9, 2024 at 3:55 PM
oh my god fuck offfffffffffffff
August 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM