Stephen Williams
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Stephen Williams
@essdeedoubleyou.bsky.social
Carer, collector, reseller, cynic, husband, father.

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Melbourne, Australia.
"I'm in the floor!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My life as a Venn diagram.
I feel seen Jenny. Thank you 😊
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I managed to kill a yucca which science would suggest is impossible.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remind me, how did the holistic approach work out last time?
With all the pearl clutching these days it's a wonder the world's oyster population hasn't been decimated.
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's like Rob said, you've nurtured a beautiful child with your body and it's evolved and changed as a result.
I look back and see the super fit sportsman I was from age 25-30 and wonder where he went but life has given me the dad bod I have now at 59, perhaps a bit more than I'd like!
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You are now and have always been absolutely beautiful KJ, in mind, body and spirit. Love yourself for who you are in the moment. ❤️🫂
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is this closer?
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Look at the fucking state of them! Pasty chinless wonders.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social

Mick knew better than to get involved.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'll wait.
a man in a ny hat is walking on a pile of gravel .
ALT: a man in a ny hat is walking on a pile of gravel .
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November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
His coming was foretold.
a man with a beard says hello there in front of a blue sky
Alt: Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "Hello there"
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Three words.
The discovery process.
They scare him shitless.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That's fucking rich coming from them.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Shoot himself into the Sun with any luck as a planned navigational manoeuvre en route to Mars goes horribly wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Arrest him now and deal with the consequences as they arise. Just send a fucking message that he's not untouchable.
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM