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Reality Escape Artist
@essayjenkins.bsky.social
Designer, Author & Artist; thriving on smiles w/ the ambition of loving life! Novella, "Evergreen Drive" available online.
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How I truly feel #RHOC
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Lachey's are trash.
Pushing this conversation to these few minutes for KB and Edmond.
Then, they are dismissing KB's feeling as misinterpretation.
He cried because she wanted to wait to have sex!
They are dismissing boogers n cabinets.
#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS9
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's gotten me to the point that they need to drop kick Keiarna at the door by reunion.
I mean, cute fashions are not that redeeming for a wack personality, bitchy moods & catty delivery.
Not to mention, a dry bore boyfriend she's begging to marry who dismissed her with the quickness. Gurl, exit.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
On the Hellscape, the journalist's firings that are coming across my timeline are frightening.

Is this Vibe/Rolling Stone merger basically periodical gentrification?
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm gutted. Her genius comic timing was priceless.
RIP Diane Keaton 😢
October 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I really need to understand the reporting but still wearing the ring?

The reporting but been took it back to the store, where they take inventory?

✍️ an email, but you're planning on fraud?

Are Wendy & Eddie this stupid? It's like the dumbest crime of the year. WTF? #RHOP
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So this is America? Right?
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
For knowledge: The easily Googled definition of "Wretched"
And it's a BASIC English word.

Bravo needs to do a 2nd grade spelling bee for the love of gawd. #RHOM
September 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hmmm, Misogyny and Misogynoir are still thriving, according to this snip.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well, well
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
PSA: As a stroke victim, I know it's possible that you can still thrive after a stroke, yet there will be post-medical issues & treatments.
With that said, that's for those who were healthy beforehand.
Not for someone who previously has memory, swelling, posture & speech issues.
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sees why folks are mentioning Charlie Kirk .... .... oh. Well, nah.
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm happy to block trolls 🧌

It's funny how this one is riding hard with Emily, Gina, and the other clowns on #RHOC

FYI, I saw that last post... they have zero effort to grasp a vast vocabulary. Poor dummy.
August 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Was looking up something silly and just entering "why do people hate..." unprompted results were very interesting... what did ohio do?
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm just sayin...
July 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
No one asked for my opinion. Here it is, anyway 😉
Don't do blogging, this is my review of this bitterSweet ssn 16.
Enjoy, muah 😘 #RHOA #RHOAReunion
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Soooo... did this social worker speak on the issues of interracial adoption? Like consistent therapy? Forming cultural impressions and bonding for their health and social interactions?
Just asking...
#RHOM
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do you have any of these programs?
Does anyone you care for or love have any of these?
Then start bugging those ripping it away from you...
July 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cheap or expensive, it still shows Diddy beating Cassie like he believes he owns her. #DiddyTrial
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Phaedra came back just to start mess straight from broiling oven.
But this is giving a Hail Mary, not an Upgrade #RHOA
May 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Statements like this have a new meaning of "conform/conforming," "running after me," and now that Cassie and others have testified.

"Young and moldable" sounds like conforming, doesn't it?
#DiddyTrial
May 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dr Damon gave Dr. G multiple times to tell the truth.
Their smart to keep the receipts on his lie. SMH. Gregory. Why you lying?!?
Did you think Heavenly wouldn't pull them? She learned a long time ago
#Married2Med
April 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Seeing the reunion looks now and the finale, it's obvious that Sweet Tea was also trying to copy Heavenly's look at the finale, and it went hella wrong. #Married2Med
March 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Schumer will be open to the public this week.
Sure, it would be a shame if the public didn't greet him...
March 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM