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Essana
@essana.bsky.social
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Professional silly sausage. Amateur game dev.
I like psychology, philosophy, and a bunch of other eclectic stuff.
I can be soft and chill, and I can be gaming.
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Half Life 3 confirmed (it's literally just Sailing)
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Pudgems the fluffy fat cat (she loves you and also wants to cuddle up and purr loudly)
August 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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a fucking garbage comic. Panel 1 - A dark red haired girl visits her friend and says "Sarah it's make a terrible comic day today" Panel 2 - Sarah, her blonde friend responds "that was yesterday you slow bitch, today is massive homosexual day" Panel 3 - Utter silence. Also the red haired girl's eyes are the size of asteroids holy shit Panel 4 - They kiss and it's very messy and gay and lesbian and gay, also they're both blushing because they're useless lesbians (affectionate)
June 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Happy birthday, and thank you for the gift of knowledge (I actually used your shading technique in this one lol) 💙
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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SPHEAL is trying
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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You can tell Jagex's attention was entirely on FubOrb from the instant it launched in 2008 because the Summoning familiar that buffs Mining isn't called Dwarven Stoat.
May 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Daughter of Chaos goes hard
May 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Gertrude from RuneScape but with the laziest imaginable photoshopping done to her that gives her large boobs and hips, done in MS Paint for sheer shitpost value, in response to the player's name of "Gertrude's Gyat". This image is only about twice as bad as the quest itself.
May 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Abstract vibes artwork. Soft shapes, smoothness, gentle but bright colours.
March 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Soft bunny and dumbass apex predator fennec fox hug
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A tired veteran asks, O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom? The wise old Panzer, half-submerged, responds. "There is no such thing as a bad kid. Your past is haunted by actions done in hopes of being accepted by those with impossible expectations. If you cringe at what you did while young enough to not understand, it is proof that you've grown since then. Strive not to have always been flawless, but to constantly do better."
March 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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based on a silly exchange in a VC
Squidward and Kinger standing in the beautiful fields from Bliss, the classic Windows XP background. Kinger misses his wife. Kinger says to Squidward, "I miss my wife, Squidward". Due to the fact that he misses his wife.
March 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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blurry monstrosity of a photograph of a deeply concerned fox
March 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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A humorously low effort drawing of a female V1 actually kissing a woman, as previously mentioned. The woman is wearing a pin badge of the lesbian flag. V1 is adorned with a sticker of the transgender flag. Gay gay homepsexial gay.
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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The cooking pet, Ramsay, commenting on Emily's cooking upon being unlocked. "This shark's so raw, I can still hear it singing that stupid fucking baby shark song"
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Goodnight. I'm going to post a completely random image I happen to have saved.
pokemon mart. shopkeeper says thanks. thanks.
November 10, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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Well this is awkward 💙💙
Single brain celled creature. Orange cat. It is not this one's turn with the brain cell. Tongue hanging out. Absolute watermelon. Also they're sitting in a cardboard box, where they probably belong.
November 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Drew this because of a like three sentence conversation that happened in a VC.
Papyrus shouting at his brother Sans. "SANS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!" The thing in question, which Papyrus is pointing to, is Kermit the Frog, drawn even worse than the brothers themselves. Sans is shrugging because what the fuck is Kermit the Frog anyway?
November 9, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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An opossum. Unfortunately, due to personal reasons, the opossum is screaming in abject despair, possibly damaging fragile materials with the sound.
November 8, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Eugene Copernicus Krabs, pointing at the heavens above in all their terrifying splendor, equal parts radiant and monstrous, for the benefit of SpongeBob, who is currently in his work uniform for unknowable reasons. Mister Krabs is saying "Look, boy! Some unfortunate bastard just had their fuckin' meme stolen!" The unfortunate truth of the sea is apparent to all. Piracy is on the rise once more, and with Mister Krabs seemingly taking joy in its occurrence, only the aforementioned heavens are able to comprehend the extent of his intentions. Was being a fry cook really worth it, SpongeBob? When you have this much illicit gold with your fingerprints on it, but nothing to show for it?
November 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM