Seeing this over on 🧵s…and I’m loving the menopausal spice (see full screenshot):

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

I have no idea what Elton is actually singing here but thanks to Paddy Raff, I’ll only ever hear him roar ‘Betty’ in a Belfast accent for the rest of my life.