There are two types of people:

Those who drink Red Bull and look cool smoking.

And the rest of us.

I went to a family party tonight and only one crazy aunt told me that Autistic kids just need to be dewormed and then they will be cured.

you guys I think maybe we just saw taylor swift transition to new heights of powerful cathartic clarity at the eras tour piano tonight like oh my god get out of her way she is coming (and on the 4th anniversary of the rerecording announcement too)

The translated descriptions of these blind boxes are incredible. "Cross dressing play" and "patterned by handmade women."

Every day I eat:

Coffee yogurt
Coffee
Coffee ice cream

And it took me 41 years to figure out I'm neurodivergent.

Well, I was hoping for less talk about you-know-who on this platform and more talk about who's licking whom these days.

I can say what I need to say in 140 characters is my millennial brag.