Dr. EsotERIC
@esoteric06.bsky.social
DET ✈️ HTX
I know a little about a lot. Imported from Detroit, perfected in Texas. Big ol' kid with an old soul. Unc status with blerd energy. Detroit vs. Everybody. Opinions & jewels dropped are my own. ΑΦΑ | 100BM
🚨NO SOLICITING/BEGGING🚨
I know a little about a lot. Imported from Detroit, perfected in Texas. Big ol' kid with an old soul. Unc status with blerd energy. Detroit vs. Everybody. Opinions & jewels dropped are my own. ΑΦΑ | 100BM
🚨NO SOLICITING/BEGGING🚨
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Dr. EsotERIC
@esoteric06.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Just so we're clear, if we're connected on this app, I have no interest in:
❌ Moving our chat to Telegram or WhatsApp
❌ Crypto/Forex
❌ Financial advice
❌ Sending/receiving $$
❌ Being included in art
❌ Being your sugar daddy
❌ ANY business transaction
Por favor y gracias.
❌ Moving our chat to Telegram or WhatsApp
❌ Crypto/Forex
❌ Financial advice
❌ Sending/receiving $$
❌ Being included in art
❌ Being your sugar daddy
❌ ANY business transaction
Por favor y gracias.
No surprises here. Refined, laid-back gentleman with a touch of gangsta.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
No surprises here. Refined, laid-back gentleman with a touch of gangsta.
My brothers of black and old gold! If she didn't wish you a Happy Founders Day today...
a man in a hooded robe stands in front of a screen that says " execute order 66 "
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December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My brothers of black and old gold! If she didn't wish you a Happy Founders Day today...
Cheers to 119 years of leadership development, brotherhood promotion, community service, and academic excellence. 🤙🏿🧊 #menofdistinction #whoyawit
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Cheers to 119 years of leadership development, brotherhood promotion, community service, and academic excellence. 🤙🏿🧊 #menofdistinction #whoyawit
As an emotionally intelligent adult, I try to give people grace and recognize that all humans make mistakes.
However...
As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.
Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.
However...
As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.
Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.
a man in a black shirt says " however "
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December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
As an emotionally intelligent adult, I try to give people grace and recognize that all humans make mistakes.
However...
As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.
Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.
However...
As a trained researcher, I cannot ignore or unsee patterns of bad behavior.
Sometimes you gotta call 🚩🚩 when you see 🚩🚩.
I'm starting to wonder if the reason I have been getting called "unc" more frequently is because I dress like a man in spaces where everyone else is dressed like a teenager. Anyway, there is an "Uncs vs. Big Brahs" party in a couple weeks and I guess I have to represent. I'll still be clean. 🤷🏿♂️🤵🏿♂️
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm starting to wonder if the reason I have been getting called "unc" more frequently is because I dress like a man in spaces where everyone else is dressed like a teenager. Anyway, there is an "Uncs vs. Big Brahs" party in a couple weeks and I guess I have to represent. I'll still be clean. 🤷🏿♂️🤵🏿♂️
It will never cease to amaze me how many "adults" don't know what cocktail attire is...
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It will never cease to amaze me how many "adults" don't know what cocktail attire is...
Until tonight, I hadn't had Chachos for over 10 years. Forgot how hard it goes for a late night snack. #MexicanConey
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Until tonight, I hadn't had Chachos for over 10 years. Forgot how hard it goes for a late night snack. #MexicanConey
Ladies, "Big Fella Season" has officially arrived in Houston. When the temp drops, our value rises. Get yourself a 6'2, 250lb cuddle buddy while supplies last.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ladies, "Big Fella Season" has officially arrived in Houston. When the temp drops, our value rises. Get yourself a 6'2, 250lb cuddle buddy while supplies last.
Unpopular opinion: Bald women are beautiful. Next chocolate bald woman I encounter in these Houston streets is getting courted and cuffed.
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Bald and Proud
YouTube video by Waxmaster - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Unpopular opinion: Bald women are beautiful. Next chocolate bald woman I encounter in these Houston streets is getting courted and cuffed.
youtu.be/RUl9bL0LnH8?...
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The last couple days of social observation and data collection have yielded some troubling results. As such, I'm really looking forward to church ✝️ + Lions 🏈 + a cigar 💨paired w/Uncle Nearest 🥃 on my porch.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The last couple days of social observation and data collection have yielded some troubling results. As such, I'm really looking forward to church ✝️ + Lions 🏈 + a cigar 💨paired w/Uncle Nearest 🥃 on my porch.
The defense and Jordan Marshall are keeping us in it and Bryce is doing his best Alex Orji impression. Let's put these fools away. #GoBlue
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The defense and Jordan Marshall are keeping us in it and Bryce is doing his best Alex Orji impression. Let's put these fools away. #GoBlue
Unc will never understand #SectionCulture. I had VIP access to 3 sections at a party during AfroTech, but didn't spend much time at either. I socialized, networked, danced, got twerked on, got hand-fed, and collected compliments on my fit and my swag. More fun than sitting on a rented couch.🤷🏿♂️
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Unc will never understand #SectionCulture. I had VIP access to 3 sections at a party during AfroTech, but didn't spend much time at either. I socialized, networked, danced, got twerked on, got hand-fed, and collected compliments on my fit and my swag. More fun than sitting on a rented couch.🤷🏿♂️
This truth really hits. The pursuit of peace outweighs the pursuit of pu$$y. Don't chase women to crack, select a woman to be a partner. This is based on how she contributes to peace & stability. Settling for chaos disguised as sexual conquest just ain't it.
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Why Men Over 40 Stop Chasing Women — The Psychology Behind It | Psycho Shift
YouTube video by Psycho Shift
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October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This truth really hits. The pursuit of peace outweighs the pursuit of pu$$y. Don't chase women to crack, select a woman to be a partner. This is based on how she contributes to peace & stability. Settling for chaos disguised as sexual conquest just ain't it.
youtu.be/kv6uBlFkwX8?...
youtu.be/kv6uBlFkwX8?...
I miss the days when you could hang out without worrying about being caught in somebody's photo or video. #LiveInTheMoment
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I miss the days when you could hang out without worrying about being caught in somebody's photo or video. #LiveInTheMoment
Confirmed. You need a helmet to drive in Houston.
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Only in Houston #drive #houston #texas #htx
YouTube video by Ku Egenti
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October 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Confirmed. You need a helmet to drive in Houston.
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I heard someone from Battle Creek, MI claim Detroit once. Opposite sides of the state! ✋🏿
The way Atlanta people argue about what areas are considered “real Atlanta” and what isn’t is so funny to me. I don’t notice it with any other city.
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I heard someone from Battle Creek, MI claim Detroit once. Opposite sides of the state! ✋🏿
Aunties need love too! ❤️
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Aunties need love too! ❤️
If you haven't smiled yet today, go on YouTube and search for Randy "Macho Man" Savage interviews.
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Macho Man Randy Savage - The Cream of the Crop
YouTube video by CGatto
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October 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you haven't smiled yet today, go on YouTube and search for Randy "Macho Man" Savage interviews.
youtu.be/8C4lK41SX-Q?...
youtu.be/8C4lK41SX-Q?...
All I caught was "Muy Bien."
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All I caught was "Muy Bien."
A toast to all the fellow Uncs out there struggling to stay awake for #canelovscrawford.
kermit the frog is wearing a suit and tie and holding a glass of wine and saying `` hmm . cheers . ''
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September 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A toast to all the fellow Uncs out there struggling to stay awake for #canelovscrawford.
Arguably one of the most iconic lines in the history of cinema.
September 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Arguably one of the most iconic lines in the history of cinema.