“The REAL fascists are the kids being endangered by my newspaper buddies’ shit reporting”

Disappointed but not surprised

^^^ also queer yters.

Do they ASK if you want a water when they go to get their own, even though you don’t have a one so the answer should be obvious? Do they simply bring enough waters as a matter of course? Do they get their own while you’re in the bathroom to avoid the shame of returning to the table with a lone cup?

The SSWDWCS allows us to judge the character of our acquaintances and loved ones.

It encourages hydration without the expectation of human interaction (unless the dispenser is empty).

It’s decentralized, anarchocommunist, and anti-capitalist. Placement is usually distanced from the surveillance of the Staff. Anyone can go into a coffee shop with a SSWDWCS, help themselves to a cool cuppa, and sit.

This station is distinct from the traditional soda fountain. It only provides flat water, sometimes iced, and is therefor exclusively free by default. Cups are freely accessible. No threat of soda theft.

Credit to these journalists for ruining my day.