Evan Smith
@esmith407.bsky.social
God and StL Cards always. Chiefs, Mizzou, others sometimes. Old pro wrestling/Cornette fan. SEMO alum. Elvis fan. No fascists/Repubs allowed - vote blue!
I’ve been reading these posts and just realized I was thinking of “A Million Ways To Die In The West” the whole time.
January 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’ve been reading these posts and just realized I was thinking of “A Million Ways To Die In The West” the whole time.
I thought it was about him actively doing it in that moment
December 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I thought it was about him actively doing it in that moment
I thought my 3 Jack Black autographs would merge into a single Michael Ian Black autograph but so far nothing. Will try adding a Clint Black too
December 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I thought my 3 Jack Black autographs would merge into a single Michael Ian Black autograph but so far nothing. Will try adding a Clint Black too
This is their advertising tagline.
December 9, 2024 at 4:08 AM
This is their advertising tagline.
Hell, we were also so poor we typoed shoes to juice somehow
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Hell, we were also so poor we typoed shoes to juice somehow
We could only play “Look At The Hippos”. We’d walk by the game on the store shelves and just keep walking. Also played Look At The Brand Name Juice, Look At The CDs, etc
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
We could only play “Look At The Hippos”. We’d walk by the game on the store shelves and just keep walking. Also played Look At The Brand Name Juice, Look At The CDs, etc
It would be a huge one that the right would scream to the rafters about.
December 4, 2024 at 3:10 AM
It would be a huge one that the right would scream to the rafters about.
It clearly wasn’t this time
December 4, 2024 at 3:09 AM
It clearly wasn’t this time
Obviously he’d get mine too but he won’t get enough to win the election.
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Obviously he’d get mine too but he won’t get enough to win the election.
Please no. I’m all about Pete but we clearly can’t win unless it’s the straightest, whitest, Protestantest guy on Earth
December 3, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Please no. I’m all about Pete but we clearly can’t win unless it’s the straightest, whitest, Protestantest guy on Earth
Dems will nominate the straightest, Protestantest, whitest, middle aged dude they can find next time. We’ve officially fucked it up for generations now.
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Dems will nominate the straightest, Protestantest, whitest, middle aged dude they can find next time. We’ve officially fucked it up for generations now.
“Raid only kills the bad ants.”
November 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
“Raid only kills the bad ants.”