made a new friend but the stable won't take him :( this is outrageous
September 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
made a new friend but the stable won't take him :( this is outrageous
"That boy is corrupt" might be the funniest thing you could say about your ex. Is he claiming fraudulent MP expenses? Giving government contracts to his friends? Could be
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"That boy is corrupt" might be the funniest thing you could say about your ex. Is he claiming fraudulent MP expenses? Giving government contracts to his friends? Could be
some of you could do with following their example
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
some of you could do with following their example
every single boy in this villa is making me seethe (not you tommy and conor love you tommy and conor) #loveislanduk
June 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
every single boy in this villa is making me seethe (not you tommy and conor love you tommy and conor) #loveislanduk
oh, reputation, how I have missed you
May 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
oh, reputation, how I have missed you
you know times are bad when lady gaga starts saying her own name in her songs again
May 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
you know times are bad when lady gaga starts saying her own name in her songs again
kids these days don't know how good they have it (local park got a zip line)
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
kids these days don't know how good they have it (local park got a zip line)
I'd like to issue a formal apology to professor green. I disliked him for years because I had confused him with dr luke
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I'd like to issue a formal apology to professor green. I disliked him for years because I had confused him with dr luke
my mental maths is terrible. just so bad. my spiritual maths, on the other hand...
March 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
my mental maths is terrible. just so bad. my spiritual maths, on the other hand...
I wish short n sweet had been out when I was at fringe because can you IMAGINE the mileage I would've got out of dumb and poetic
March 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wish short n sweet had been out when I was at fringe because can you IMAGINE the mileage I would've got out of dumb and poetic
*approaching a couple who are big fans of romance novels*
so which one of you is the enemy and which one is the lover
so which one of you is the enemy and which one is the lover
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*approaching a couple who are big fans of romance novels*
so which one of you is the enemy and which one is the lover
so which one of you is the enemy and which one is the lover
"hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom" is such a funny chappell roan lyric. girl who are you, the little drummer boy??
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom" is such a funny chappell roan lyric. girl who are you, the little drummer boy??