eskiae.bsky.social
@eskiae.bsky.social
when faced with death, this is the noise i make
June 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
one day i made eggs and bagel and the eggs were superheated for some reason
i was like "this is nice, this is bagel" and then when i bit down further i felt the fires of hephaestus
June 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
so i was pumping iron the other day...
June 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*me, leaning on the bar table with one arm on the tabletop*
so what do you talk about
June 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. who wants to be enemies
June 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"you guys act like i have a bomb strapped to my chest"
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
im the prettiest flower in the garden
June 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
being a detective nowadays must be hard. they slash them? who slashed who??
May 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the journey of gender discovery
May 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM