My prediction for the World Series: Blue Jays in 6.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Don't know when you got here, but tell the diddler-in-chief that I hope he wakes up to glitter and Legos all over the fuckin' floor tomorrow.

I'm not jealous of people who have a lot of power. I just wish that the vast majority of them, from the bosses to the cops to the POTUS, weren't some of the most worthless shitstains on the planet.

@schumer.senate.gov As a New York voter, know that I'm proud of you for standing firm on the shutdown. Restoring Medicare isn't enough for me. Don't end the shutdown until they both restore the funding AND end Trump's antidemocratic bullshit!

The Republicans in my county have resorted to "common sense" as their slogan. Try and tell me that when half your politics is based on literal religion and your politicians are worse at spending my tax dollars than the @newyorkjets.bsky.social are at football right now.

Red Sox fans rn

They really moved the inauguration ceremony indoors for 20-something degree cold? What a bunch of weenies. Besides, if you’re really that devoted to that orange son of a bitch, you deserve any scrotal frostbite you get.

Can @yougov.co.uk send me some surveys sometime soon? I’m only 1,600 points away from a $25 Best Buy card, don’t leave me hanging.

If the morons down in Washington can’t prevent a government shutdown, can someone here put a few speakers at the Capitol and have them blast the Benny Hill theme until it ends?

Watched @pbsnews.bsky.social last night. Pretty darn good. Tell you what, it might have just been a bit of a mundane night, but they do it with a certain degree of calm and civility that I feel like I can’t find on cable.

If I may ask a dumb question, why does direct deposit always have to hit at some ungodly hour of the night?

Real question here: I’m hardline left on social issues but unsure on economic issues, but I’m interested in investing. What am I?

Anyone else get anxiety when they go in for state inspection? I know in all probability that my ride will pass with no repairs, but that’s all the difference between $21 and an arm and a leg.

Tell you what, for all the bird crap in “The 12 Days of Christmas,” I could more than make up for it just taking all those rings to one of those We Buy Gold stores.