If you don’t randomly get upset about the Luka trade idk if you can even call yourself an NBA fan

Realized sometimes I open the chase app with the same energy that i open my fantasy apps. Let’s see if im winning or losing this week

Soon Elon will just have his Venmo link on TurboTax

I still have no idea what threads is

I want a totally platonic catch friend where thats all we do. Meet up to have a catch then go back to our respected homes

Coney Island has strong GTA vibes

If you loooove cold pizza you probably eat shitty pizza

Idk that I understand goatee as a choice unless you can’t grow a full beard