Ene 🇵🇷🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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(Eh-neh) Over 30 she/her. Pirate brain rot is now my lifestyle. pfp by the amazing @gayjeris.bsky.social
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Don’t get between a guy and his mini quiches
Don’t get between a guy and his mini quiches
![Third page of a grayscale comic containing 6 panels.
Panel 1: Ed is facing forward and looking down at a large plate pf towering mini quiches. His eyes are wide with excitement and a toothy grin is plastered across his face.
Panel 2: Ed is turned three quarters to the left. Both of his arms are raised and he’s looking down at the miniature Audrey II puppet heads covering his hands. His expression is one of alarm and confusion.
Panel 3: Ed is now turned three quarters to the right, angrily glaring at a hand reaching in from out of frame to “yoink” a mini quiche from the top of the stack.
Panel 4: The aforementioned yoinker is viewed from behind. They are resting a white lace fingerless gloved hand cuntily on their cocked hip, which frames a nervous looking Stede and a pissy looking Ed standing just beyond. Multiple bangles and bracelets are stacked along their forearm. The speech bubble belonging to them reads “Oh sweetie…”
Panel 5: The yoinker is revealed to be Lucius. He is dressed as Madonna in her sheer white 1984 MTV Video Music Awards “Like a Virgin” outfit: bustier top, tea length tulle skirt, opera length fingerless lace gloves, numerous pearl necklaces and crystal crucifixes, and giant silver belt buckle that reads “BOY TOY”. He’s making quite a show of eating the mini quiche and his speech bubble reads: “Didn’t really think through your slutty costume choice, did you? [winking kissy face emoji]”
Panel 6: Ed is front and center, both arms raised and his head thrown back, bellowing to the heavens. All three Audrey II heads are just as wide as his mouth and written across the rope of the panel in huge scrawling letters is “FEED ME STEDEMORE!!”
Stede is on the left of the panel, head in his hands and shoulders scrunched in embarrassment. Lucius is on the right, eyes wide, brows drawn, shoulders slumped, and arms hanging slack in astonishment.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dmd755i72m2oouexkzsqd7dc/bafkreia7kdkx2rgx6635brxtim6ir666zv353xxh6d6uzwxkuvdayuseu4@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Don’t get between a guy and his mini quiches
Don’t get between a guy and his mini quiches
Oh I know Lucius is seeth+cringe+cackling, the ever correct king.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh I know Lucius is seeth+cringe+cackling, the ever correct king.
Ask me if I’m okay, do it, ask me…
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NOPE I AM NOT OKAY
😩😩😩😩😩
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NOPE I AM NOT OKAY
😩😩😩😩😩
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ask me if I’m okay, do it, ask me…
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NOPE I AM NOT OKAY
😩😩😩😩😩
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NOPE I AM NOT OKAY
😩😩😩😩😩
For what it’s worth, every bit I’ve learned about you has only made me love and want to know you more. You fit in my heart, I can see you right in there, and the love you have shown me and so many here is big and beautiful. Being our own worst enemy is the pits, please be gentle with yourself 🤍🤍🤍
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For what it’s worth, every bit I’ve learned about you has only made me love and want to know you more. You fit in my heart, I can see you right in there, and the love you have shown me and so many here is big and beautiful. Being our own worst enemy is the pits, please be gentle with yourself 🤍🤍🤍
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!