Eurovision Apocalypse
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The best, worst and weirdest from the selection stages of the Eurovision Song Contest!
Let's call it a draw, eh!
May 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Let's call it a draw, eh!
Long time ago, mind!
May 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Long time ago, mind!
I can only assume that you've never seen me in real life. I'd certainly put paid to that theory!
May 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I can only assume that you've never seen me in real life. I'd certainly put paid to that theory!
Finland wins, one way or another!
May 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Finland wins, one way or another!
Ahoy! I know we're a bit late to the party here, but how would a soul get to be a juror on this splendid endeavour - either now or in the future?
Cheers!
Cheers!
April 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ahoy! I know we're a bit late to the party here, but how would a soul get to be a juror on this splendid endeavour - either now or in the future?
Cheers!
Cheers!
That'll see 'em off for good!
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That'll see 'em off for good!
Because she went as a tourist and didn't have the same performer visas that the rest of the band required. Charlie the singer probably got through because he's in his 80s and nobody would have suspected he's a punk rock singer.
March 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Because she went as a tourist and didn't have the same performer visas that the rest of the band required. Charlie the singer probably got through because he's in his 80s and nobody would have suspected he's a punk rock singer.
Give it a go!
March 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Give it a go!
Point of order, sir. The lady pictured isn't in the band. We've got to make sure we get the simple stuff right, innit!
March 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Point of order, sir. The lady pictured isn't in the band. We've got to make sure we get the simple stuff right, innit!
Let's just say it was very unpopular in the hall and was met with a barrage of booing. The hall was near empty when they got into the reprise!
March 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Let's just say it was very unpopular in the hall and was met with a barrage of booing. The hall was near empty when they got into the reprise!
Charlie managed to sneak through as he's over eighty, and they'd never have imagined he was a punk rock legend. The old mercenary still did the gig with a few locals who stepped in to help, mind. Alvin's bloody furious, though!
March 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Charlie managed to sneak through as he's over eighty, and they'd never have imagined he was a punk rock legend. The old mercenary still did the gig with a few locals who stepped in to help, mind. Alvin's bloody furious, though!
You ever seen the clip from when they won the national final?
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You ever seen the clip from when they won the national final?
And in the outside chance of you being interested, here's the rest of my sort out…
March 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And in the outside chance of you being interested, here's the rest of my sort out…
One of my favest entries for anyone ever!
March 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One of my favest entries for anyone ever!