Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns!
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From Tw*tter. Socially Awkward!
I say the right stuff in the wrong way, so if you block me, you misunderstood what I meant.
Compliments and morale support are 💯 honest.
I say the right stuff in the wrong way, so if you block me, you misunderstood what I meant.
Compliments and morale support are 💯 honest.
Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"?
September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"?
That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video!
August 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video!
Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks".
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks".
Well... two things...
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well... two things...
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
Boo-f*cking-hoo.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
August 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Boo-f*cking-hoo.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Um....is she wearing a kimono?
August 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Um....is she wearing a kimono?
...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites...
August 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites...
So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA?
August 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA?
Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak?
August 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak?
The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically.
July 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically.
What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened!
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened!
Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name?
July 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name?
But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
July 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
He looks like a PEZ dispenser.
July 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He looks like a PEZ dispenser.
BIFF! POW!!
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BIFF! POW!!
<cough>Lindsey Graham<cough>
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
<cough>Lindsey Graham<cough>
She won't live long enough to testify. She'll have an accident, there will be a fire, she will disappear, or she'll commit suicide.
Uh huh... sure.
If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock.
Uh huh... sure.
If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock.
July 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
She won't live long enough to testify. She'll have an accident, there will be a fire, she will disappear, or she'll commit suicide.
Uh huh... sure.
If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock.
Uh huh... sure.
If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock.
I once clocked out 4 minutes early (no priors) and was shown the door. These people are clocking out 2 months early...
July 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I once clocked out 4 minutes early (no priors) and was shown the door. These people are clocking out 2 months early...
They will liquidate her before they let her testify.
July 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They will liquidate her before they let her testify.
Is there any beneficial food value to this method of eating ice cream? Asking for a friend.
July 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is there any beneficial food value to this method of eating ice cream? Asking for a friend.
Well....he went for a well-publicized jog in Disneyland, so 3 seconds of cardio is a lot for a guy his age...
July 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well....he went for a well-publicized jog in Disneyland, so 3 seconds of cardio is a lot for a guy his age...
Sometimes the look of pure terror is a resigned stare. This man "knows" deep inside that he'll be killed any second, and there's not a thing he can do but sit there and wait for it to happen.
That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault.
That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault.
July 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sometimes the look of pure terror is a resigned stare. This man "knows" deep inside that he'll be killed any second, and there's not a thing he can do but sit there and wait for it to happen.
That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault.
That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault.
