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HOUTX. 🤠 He/him.

Obsessive hobby collector. The most amateur of amatuer photographers. 📷
Pfp is little me with a Miller Lite box as a hat.
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Screencap of Mrs. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron saying "Sheen... this is the 7th week in a row you've shown a licensed retro-style pixel beat-em-up in class."
August 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Cousins!
It's such a beautiful building.
Getting uniform exposure is a hassle, though.
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Screencap of The Eric Andre Show with the subtitles "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave."
February 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Waiting for the rail. 🚋

🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Kiss @ Canon EF 50mm F1.8
🎞: Fujifilm 400
A photograph of a crowd of people awaiting at a rail station in downtown Houston. The rails go off into the perspective on the right and skyscrapers serve as the backdrop.
February 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Noooo! GET OUT! IT'S A TRAP!
Weedle, Squirtle, and Charizard in a bus being driven by a sweaty bus driver in a screencap of the 1998 commercial for Pokemon. For context: in the commercial, the bus is driven into a compactor that compresses the bus (with all the Pokemon inside) into a GameBoy form factor.
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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RIP Wild Oats... 😔

🗺: Houston Farmer's Market [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon AE-1 @ Super Takumar 50mm f1.4
🎞: Fujifilm 400
Photo of a logo depicting a cowgirl riding a stalk of wheat shot through a canopy.
February 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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SHINY AND CHROME 🙏
🗺: Downtown Houston [Houston, TX]
📷: Canon AE-1 @ Asahi Super Takumar 35mm f2.0
🎞: Fujifilm 200
Photograph of a Houston underpass. A heavily modified car with a chrome statue of the Virgin Mary is parked as passersby walk around.
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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He really willed it into existance, huh?
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Screenshot of Family Guy episode "Life of Brian" wherein Brian dies. The TikTok logo is edited over Brian's face. For additional context: Brian came back only a few episodes later and Brian's death is widely criticized by the public as a blatant ratings ploy.
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Edited screenshot of Adrian Dittmann (alleged Elon alt account) stating "You're an amazing [GAMER], Elon. Your kids are very lucky to have you."
January 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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On the ledge.

🗺: River Oaks [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM
🎞: Candido 200
Street-level photograph of two individuals lounging against a glass fence atop a building. In the background is a large condo sky-scraper with repeating rows of glass windows.
January 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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C'mon. If we're doing lowest-common-demoninator movie posters, lets do lowest-common-denominator movie posters.
The same terrible AI generated movie poster of Nosferatu, but color graded to the ever-common blue-orange color scheme.
January 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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There's never been a better time to bust out this gem.
Screenshot of The Simpson's Ranier Wolfcastle doing standup comedy, saying "That's the joke." to denote when a joke has just occurred.
December 29, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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RETURN TO SENDER 📨📭

🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM
🎞: Cinestill 800T
Overhead photo of a busy food hall with booth named "Return to Sender" displayed prominently on the right half of the frame. Various people can be seen in various forms of hanging out.
December 27, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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Movie poster of Nicholas Cage's "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent" cropped to only display "The Unbearable Weight".
December 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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Lmao. He's literally using the same campaign strategy as the Goo goo ga ga guy from 30 Rock
October 31, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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So do I 😋🍊

🗺: The Orange Show [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon AE-1 @ Pentax Super Takumar 35mm f2
🎞: Kodak Portra 400
Film photograph of a lion statue juxtaposed in front of a mosaic that states "I LOVE ORANGES".
October 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Over >< Under

🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM
🎞: Cinestill 800T
October 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Cottagecore (I know, not a cottage)
🗺: Old Town Spring [Spring, Tx]
📷: Canon AE-1 @ Canon nFD 50mm f1.4
🎞: Kodak Ultramax 400
Film photograph of a gazebo in the middle of a shopping area. The rendering of the light and the film have yielded pastel-like coloring throughout.
October 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Decending 💡👩‍👧💡

🗺: POST Market [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 35mm f2.0 IS USM
🎞: Cinestill 800T
September 30, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Please take a number.

🗺: Mi Tierra Cafe y Panaderia [San Antonio, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM
🎞: Ilford HP5 400
Black and white photo of a busy Mexican bakery with a neon sign stating "Register Here". A pensive man is coincidentally in front of it. A line of women can be seen wrapping around him.
September 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Artists Alley 🎨
🗺: Sawyer Yards [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon AE-1 @ Asahi Super Takumar 35mm f2.0
🎞: Fuji 400
September 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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JAWS pinball 🦈🎰

🗺: Cidercade [Houston, Tx]
📷: Canon EOS Rebel 2000 @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM
🎞: Ilford HP5 400
September 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Look out! 🦈

🗺: Houston Museum of Natural Science [Houston, TX]
📷: Canon EOS Kiss Panorama @ Canon EF 50mm f1.8 STM
🎞: Fuji 400
Vertical panorama picture of a large shark model positioned such that a man in the background is in its open mouth.
September 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM