*tap tap tap* is this thing on?

i’m not like the other girls, i’m old

looking ridden hard and put away wet

you did the best you could… which is pretty sad

bottoms up and the devil laughs

a special place in hell just for ME? that’s actually really thoughtful 🥰

how vexingly quick daft zebras jump

hey, it’s guaitxican, do you like emmy nominated gay shit?

i am once again begging people to stop with the deadly earnest, virtue signaling replies to casual shitposts, it's really tiresome

yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace

we don’t actually need gravity

When you need to emphasize your curves but still be OSHA Compliant

sorry i can’t come i have a prophecy to fulfill

i wouldn’t want this to be my first quote but…

hola