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ersatztonystark.bsky.social
@ersatztonystark.bsky.social
Parody account. Warning: Sucktastic Gamer. I try. I suck. 🥹

Showing non-gamers the next lvl bullshit Musk tried to pull on gamers.

"My brother in Christ you right now are doing the shit you accused George Soros of doing!" (ST)

Never played POE.
Just finished getting Mama set up for lunch and she asked what I was doing?

I told her about this account.

And she said "stop playing video games or you won't amount to anything and end up living with your mother!"

🫢

Fuck.

I hate it when she's right! 😂
a cartoon character is sitting on a couch playing a video game with the words me right now below him
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a couch playing a video game with the words me right now below him
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April 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So, so true. #RPG life.

bsky.app/profile/c0re...
Good morning dear astonishing Blueskyroonies of near n far☕🌞
It's Frejasday n the gates of weekend is so so close😉
I wish yous a magnificent day full of optimism, happiness, kindness, wisdom, magic, calm, hope, insight, positivity, knowledge, funs, joys, smiles n laughter😊🤙
April 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Ty for the follows guys. It means alot as I'm getting things together, not to be whispering into the void.

Appreciate you. 🫶
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
For #NGs here's a breakdown of the #Elon troll to help you understand the nuance.

And I never tire of putting this up.

God, I'm a petty bitch. 😆

www.thegodpodcast.com/p/elon-troll...
Elon Trolled So Hard He Rage Quits
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Morning losers 😁!

As mentioned you need patience here. Like most pple my age I'm the sandwich generation.🥪

I'm currently primary caregiver for my 88yr old mom. If I disappear 4 days, that's why. Her needs take priority.👵

Meanwhile here's a #Caturday #gaming buddy pic to keep the wolves at bay.🐺
April 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Forgot 2 say, I'm going to start with OG #PoE . I know that #Elon plays #PoE2 but I'm a purist. When I start a franchise I always go from the beginning.

Even #Witcher, I started all the way back back at 1 to be ready for the drop.

If this slaps & we have fun maybe we can roll on thru to #PoE2?
April 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It just occured to me after watching @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social 's video, if I am lucky and embraced by the #PoE community, even if I suck, (especially if I suck), that Elon will likely lose his everloving shit! 😆

I make no promises re: tutorial boss. ⚔️
April 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hahaha! I thought I had missed the boat with this account and then this happened!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5VC...
Elon RAGEQUITS Stream After BRUTAL Trolling | The Kyle Kulinski Show
YouTube video by Secular Talk
www.youtube.com
April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Almost got everything ready. Thx to everyone for their patience.

To tide you over here's a #caturday photo of my gaming buddy.
April 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hi, #Bluesky ! I figured I should intro myself to the NGs (Non-Gamers) and establish myself to the Gamers.

I'm doing this to help NGs understand how insulting Elon's move was to gamers and how this reflects on the current state of things.

Also it will be funny to watch me crater.Like alot.💥1/6
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hi, #Bluesky ! I figured I should intro myself to the NGs (Non-Gamers) and establish myself to the Gamers.

I'm doing this to help NGs understand how insulting Elon's move was to gamers and how this reflects on the current state of things.

Also it will be funny to watch me crater.Like alot.💥1/6
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
FYI for non-gamers. Yes elite e-sports accounts of any game are likely played by more than 1 person.

But (and this is the important part), when individual players take cred for their rank, they usually acknowledge that they are part of a team from the beginning.

It's called integrity.
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And in case you think I am trolling #Musk needlessly or overreacting to the #PoEGameplay of his account, imma gonna leave this here 4 U:

bsky.app/profile/epuk...
He does. He’s admitted it before.
April 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Gamer friends were disgusted.

Non-gamer friends were like "what's the big deal?!"

Well the big deal is this a form of cheating. It also speaks volumes about his approach to life.

Everyone is doing it. You can't win in Asia without cheating. Maybe so. 1/2
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"...earlier this year, he confirmed he was behind one of the highest levelled hardcore characters in Path Of Exile 2."

He went on to say he never claimed to take full credit for his Path Of Exile 2 character.

“What would I be apologising for,” he replied. 🤮

www.nme.com/news/gaming-...
Elon Musk finally admits to cheating in Diablo and Path Of Exile 2
“The top accounts require multiple people playing to win a levelling race”
www.nme.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How it started:

bsky.app/profile/drew...
Elon Musk's video game cheating scandal will haunt him until the end of days www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@tesla-takedown.bsky.social Man you're quick, thought I had a bit more time to setup the account, LOL!
April 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trying to figure out a name for my parody character. Want to riff on #Musk a bit, #TeslaTakedown any ideas?
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM