I need

Music plays and she walks out, what you doin?

Just filled with food, don’t mind me

There’s some joke here

Welp, imma raccoon now

I’m confident that you can sit me down and put bluey on and I will be occupied for hours

At the risk of losing this, I’ve yet to be sent a photo of someone’s actual dick. I’ve been sent a photo of someone’s feet, but not a dick pic. I thought it would be the other way around…

I swear I’m socially competent

Im retconning 20 YEARS of established lore and doin the ol switcharoo

#trans

Amazing the difference between the ages

Just wishing @bodbloat.bsky.social a very SWELL birthday!

I remember thinking “man, it seems only women could be the non-man genders and still be hot”

Heh, if only I could be slapped for that and told I can be one of the non-man genders because oh my god girl, you is trans…also abused but that’s for another time 🙃

Just a casual burlesque, not much

Remember, dinosaurs are cool! Transphobia is not

How long does it take to get invite codes?

This soda-roo had the baby weight catch up to her

The shib of food