Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

I need to stop having random campaign thoughts and actually put ideas to paper.

In my less stable moments I'm increasingly convinced Monopoly is a psy-op. It's the game that everybody knows & nobody plays. Who is buying Monopoly: Beetlejuice edition? Do the people of Shrewsbury really yearn for Monopoly: Shrewsbury? Why does this game still exist? Who is buying it?

It's okay I'm here now the party can really get started.