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@erovalkyrie.bsky.social
30+ old | they/he | lefty latino-euroträsh | bisexual masc | 🇩🇪 🇨🇵 🇬🇧 OK! | Disco Elysium, Baldur's Gate 3, Lupin III | NSFW 🔞🏳️🌈💖 | minors/t*rfs dni
Well, I started, I wanted to do my usual 10.000 words one-shot of "porn with introspection",
but what if, ahahaha, I would make that a 7 chapter fic with about 1000-2000 words each, about an 7-day in-universe week of the two men, ultra-concentrated slowburn old man yaoi
but what if, ahahaha, I would make that a 7 chapter fic with about 1000-2000 words each, about an 7-day in-universe week of the two men, ultra-concentrated slowburn old man yaoi
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well, I started, I wanted to do my usual 10.000 words one-shot of "porn with introspection",
but what if, ahahaha, I would make that a 7 chapter fic with about 1000-2000 words each, about an 7-day in-universe week of the two men, ultra-concentrated slowburn old man yaoi
but what if, ahahaha, I would make that a 7 chapter fic with about 1000-2000 words each, about an 7-day in-universe week of the two men, ultra-concentrated slowburn old man yaoi
Back on my bullshit, and got a shitload of return goodies after 2 years, I mean HOLY FUCK
#nucarnival
#nucarnival
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Back on my bullshit, and got a shitload of return goodies after 2 years, I mean HOLY FUCK
#nucarnival
#nucarnival
So, uh, well
Any writing projects around here?
I would be up for many own brand of romantasy gay rivals-to-lovers novel, because if booktok can do it, I can, goddammit
or some type of drive to keep at my fanfic ideas and WIPs
Of which there are MANY
Any writing projects around here?
I would be up for many own brand of romantasy gay rivals-to-lovers novel, because if booktok can do it, I can, goddammit
or some type of drive to keep at my fanfic ideas and WIPs
Of which there are MANY
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So, uh, well
Any writing projects around here?
I would be up for many own brand of romantasy gay rivals-to-lovers novel, because if booktok can do it, I can, goddammit
or some type of drive to keep at my fanfic ideas and WIPs
Of which there are MANY
Any writing projects around here?
I would be up for many own brand of romantasy gay rivals-to-lovers novel, because if booktok can do it, I can, goddammit
or some type of drive to keep at my fanfic ideas and WIPs
Of which there are MANY
Life has found a way again, I thought to myself: "man, I should get to a writing project, like a full community thing, what was that one in November called", look it up, and find out that NaNoWriMo doesn't exist anymore because of AI writing shenanigans in their rules everyone was upset about
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Life has found a way again, I thought to myself: "man, I should get to a writing project, like a full community thing, what was that one in November called", look it up, and find out that NaNoWriMo doesn't exist anymore because of AI writing shenanigans in their rules everyone was upset about
No seriously, how is that NOT a ship, this cannot just be me and my broken rarepair brain
if nobody is doing it, I will put my grubby little writing hands on it
if nobody is doing it, I will put my grubby little writing hands on it
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
No seriously, how is that NOT a ship, this cannot just be me and my broken rarepair brain
if nobody is doing it, I will put my grubby little writing hands on it
if nobody is doing it, I will put my grubby little writing hands on it
I might have fallen into a "The Thick of It" shaped hole again, and I checked AO3 and there is not a SINGLE Malcolm Tucker/Peter Mannion fic???
like that is PRIME untapped potential old man yaoi right here, at maximum swearing toxicity and angry kissing of political enemies
like that is PRIME untapped potential old man yaoi right here, at maximum swearing toxicity and angry kissing of political enemies
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I might have fallen into a "The Thick of It" shaped hole again, and I checked AO3 and there is not a SINGLE Malcolm Tucker/Peter Mannion fic???
like that is PRIME untapped potential old man yaoi right here, at maximum swearing toxicity and angry kissing of political enemies
like that is PRIME untapped potential old man yaoi right here, at maximum swearing toxicity and angry kissing of political enemies
look, I just wanted to log in and write about old man yaoi after being offline for goddamn MONTHS
August 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
look, I just wanted to log in and write about old man yaoi after being offline for goddamn MONTHS
wait a second
what is this flying shit on AO3
what is this flying shit on AO3
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
wait a second
what is this flying shit on AO3
what is this flying shit on AO3
I still have my docx word files of my fics drom 2016 on several hard drives 🙏
keep all your work, and also, published AO3 fics can be downloaded as pdf or epub for eReaders ☝️
keep all your work, and also, published AO3 fics can be downloaded as pdf or epub for eReaders ☝️
July 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I still have my docx word files of my fics drom 2016 on several hard drives 🙏
keep all your work, and also, published AO3 fics can be downloaded as pdf or epub for eReaders ☝️
keep all your work, and also, published AO3 fics can be downloaded as pdf or epub for eReaders ☝️
I am a simple person
small unhinged failed salesman corrupted by greed x huge smooth warm stylish butler type who has his shit together
is good
small unhinged failed salesman corrupted by greed x huge smooth warm stylish butler type who has his shit together
is good
July 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am a simple person
small unhinged failed salesman corrupted by greed x huge smooth warm stylish butler type who has his shit together
is good
small unhinged failed salesman corrupted by greed x huge smooth warm stylish butler type who has his shit together
is good
ANYWAY
my mind has been eaten by Jeeves x Wooster, sometimes you need a classy 100 year old evergreen gentleman yaoi to rewire your brain
my mind has been eaten by Jeeves x Wooster, sometimes you need a classy 100 year old evergreen gentleman yaoi to rewire your brain
June 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
ANYWAY
my mind has been eaten by Jeeves x Wooster, sometimes you need a classy 100 year old evergreen gentleman yaoi to rewire your brain
my mind has been eaten by Jeeves x Wooster, sometimes you need a classy 100 year old evergreen gentleman yaoi to rewire your brain
Happy Pride Month! I am still rampantly bisexual and very gender, many thänk ✨
here are men I love and that are much masc me-core gender
💜💙❤️
here are men I love and that are much masc me-core gender
💜💙❤️
June 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Happy Pride Month! I am still rampantly bisexual and very gender, many thänk ✨
here are men I love and that are much masc me-core gender
💜💙❤️
here are men I love and that are much masc me-core gender
💜💙❤️
like, why are they so-
May 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
like, why are they so-
Getting more Takeshi Koike Lupin III is the best thing that could have ever happened, we are getting a special AND a movie, oh gosh
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Getting more Takeshi Koike Lupin III is the best thing that could have ever happened, we are getting a special AND a movie, oh gosh
still a mood and if they won't I will goddamn write it MYSEEEEELF
April 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
still a mood and if they won't I will goddamn write it MYSEEEEELF
April 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I now have written 5000 words of Lupin x Jigen and we are still on the foreplay
send help
send help
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I now have written 5000 words of Lupin x Jigen and we are still on the foreplay
send help
send help
March 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
these two should fuck
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
these two should fuck
BREAKING NEWS: these two still live rentfree in my head, eating all my spaghetti, so I will have to write something for them soon
help
help
March 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS: these two still live rentfree in my head, eating all my spaghetti, so I will have to write something for them soon
help
help
"are you posting only Takeshi Koike Jigen, of Redline fame?"
YES
PEAK DESIGN
that one is amazing and so is the Takashi Yamazaki CGI Jigen, the cringefail gentleman (affectionate) of Godzilla Minus One director fame (yes, really)
two different flavours, all taste
YES
PEAK DESIGN
that one is amazing and so is the Takashi Yamazaki CGI Jigen, the cringefail gentleman (affectionate) of Godzilla Minus One director fame (yes, really)
two different flavours, all taste
March 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"are you posting only Takeshi Koike Jigen, of Redline fame?"
YES
PEAK DESIGN
that one is amazing and so is the Takashi Yamazaki CGI Jigen, the cringefail gentleman (affectionate) of Godzilla Minus One director fame (yes, really)
two different flavours, all taste
YES
PEAK DESIGN
that one is amazing and so is the Takashi Yamazaki CGI Jigen, the cringefail gentleman (affectionate) of Godzilla Minus One director fame (yes, really)
two different flavours, all taste
I made a mistake, and that was to rewatch some Lupin III, which now materialised in re-awakened CARNAL DESIRE for Jigen
that man needs a good dicking down, old man yaoi, balls to the wall passion and love, by Lupin, also old man yaoi (affectionate)
I might have to start writing again, fuck
that man needs a good dicking down, old man yaoi, balls to the wall passion and love, by Lupin, also old man yaoi (affectionate)
I might have to start writing again, fuck
March 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I made a mistake, and that was to rewatch some Lupin III, which now materialised in re-awakened CARNAL DESIRE for Jigen
that man needs a good dicking down, old man yaoi, balls to the wall passion and love, by Lupin, also old man yaoi (affectionate)
I might have to start writing again, fuck
that man needs a good dicking down, old man yaoi, balls to the wall passion and love, by Lupin, also old man yaoi (affectionate)
I might have to start writing again, fuck
It's them!!!! My lads!!!! I am so happy about your commissions of them!! 🔥💕🔥💕🔥🔥💕🔥💕🔥💕😭😭😭😭
February 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's them!!!! My lads!!!! I am so happy about your commissions of them!! 🔥💕🔥💕🔥🔥💕🔥💕🔥💕😭😭😭😭