I can just dump a bunch of raw ingredients into my rice cooker at night and wake up to perfectly cooked breakfast, kind of ridiculous how low effort it is

misdemeanour mischief, I would imagine

let’s say you get caught red handed and the police are presented with irrefutable evidence for the sake of argument, what would they actually be able to charge you with if anything

Possibly not even something that you can be held criminally liable for beyond a misdemeanor

They just can’t help themselves.

“We’re going to move forward”

It’s an oil pipeline

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i refuse to believe it

bullshit lol