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he thinks he's going to be alive in his 90s?
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
he thinks he's going to be alive in his 90s?
you don't have a driver's license?
June 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
you don't have a driver's license?
why are you eating anything with raisins? if you need to empty your bowels, get some taco bell and that shit will flow like a river.
May 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
why are you eating anything with raisins? if you need to empty your bowels, get some taco bell and that shit will flow like a river.
yeah, but how do you feel about marvel movies?
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
yeah, but how do you feel about marvel movies?
you gotta keep them locked up or they end up everywhere.
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
you gotta keep them locked up or they end up everywhere.
you know that no good will come of this.
February 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
you know that no good will come of this.
blaine, you need to get out! the screams are coming from inside the house!
February 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
blaine, you need to get out! the screams are coming from inside the house!
yayy..... stay off the news sites.
February 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
yayy..... stay off the news sites.
as your friend dana gould says, it's not our job to get it. it's our job to get out of the way.
February 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
as your friend dana gould says, it's not our job to get it. it's our job to get out of the way.
there's also a subreddit of people who love you, so there's that.
January 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
there's also a subreddit of people who love you, so there's that.
yeah but aren't we stuck in the back seat (or the trunk) with them?
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
yeah but aren't we stuck in the back seat (or the trunk) with them?
suddenly your joke about every bear finding shit in the pants of every human that they meet comes to fruition.
January 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
suddenly your joke about every bear finding shit in the pants of every human that they meet comes to fruition.
burger king killed that song for me. i'm still getting over hp using the cure's 'pictures of you' on one of their commercials.
January 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
burger king killed that song for me. i'm still getting over hp using the cure's 'pictures of you' on one of their commercials.
good luck. gl might mean green lantern.
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
good luck. gl might mean green lantern.
that doesn't mess with your stomach to go back to sleep when it's full?
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
that doesn't mess with your stomach to go back to sleep when it's full?
it's not a coincidence...
November 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
it's not a coincidence...