Ernest Funkner
@ernestfunkner.bsky.social
Author of the book Setting the World on Fire.
The study further shows that 95% of the 12% voted for Donald Trump 3 times.
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The study further shows that 95% of the 12% voted for Donald Trump 3 times.
Should I tell him where he can put his health advice?
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Should I tell him where he can put his health advice?
Because...it shouldn't happen?
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Because...it shouldn't happen?
"I trust liars without reservation."
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"I trust liars without reservation."
Can you please add prison to that?
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can you please add prison to that?
Crop Bondi's face out of that photo and put it next to "Bitch" in the dictionary: "A female dog; also, Pam Bondi."
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Crop Bondi's face out of that photo and put it next to "Bitch" in the dictionary: "A female dog; also, Pam Bondi."
The Department of Stock Market Justice?
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Department of Stock Market Justice?
Hopefully, before the end of 2026, Mike "I don't know nothin' bout that"Johnson will just be a bad memory.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Hopefully, before the end of 2026, Mike "I don't know nothin' bout that"Johnson will just be a bad memory.
If he runs for a third term, he'll get the ballroom vote.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If he runs for a third term, he'll get the ballroom vote.
If they don't want to take their masks off, they can always give their signing bonuses back and take a different law enforcement job that allows a mask. Oh, wait...
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If they don't want to take their masks off, they can always give their signing bonuses back and take a different law enforcement job that allows a mask. Oh, wait...
He was in a James Bond movie, right?
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
He was in a James Bond movie, right?
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of your United States!
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of your United States!
Extremely weak, non-muscular, has no idea where the hell he is. I'll take, "Who is Donald Trump?" for $50.
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Extremely weak, non-muscular, has no idea where the hell he is. I'll take, "Who is Donald Trump?" for $50.
The general public- citizens, voters, taxpayers. You know, the mob.
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The general public- citizens, voters, taxpayers. You know, the mob.
Let us pray for more strong, brutal prisons!
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Let us pray for more strong, brutal prisons!
I feel the same way. I rarely get praised for not being a serial killer. And I kick the shit out of the waters too!
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I feel the same way. I rarely get praised for not being a serial killer. And I kick the shit out of the waters too!
"We could have killed thousands more, but do we get any credit for that? No!"
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"We could have killed thousands more, but do we get any credit for that? No!"
How bout "We are honored to welcome his Satanic Majesty, Lucifer!"
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
How bout "We are honored to welcome his Satanic Majesty, Lucifer!"
These people...
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
These people...
The glorification of Dear Leader is the principal job criteria.
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The glorification of Dear Leader is the principal job criteria.
What about Greenland's borders, Mike?
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
What about Greenland's borders, Mike?
Another WTF moment in Trump World.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Another WTF moment in Trump World.
America First-work on a regime change here.
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
America First-work on a regime change here.