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Ernest
@ernest-e.bsky.social
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Video games, Tolkien, biodiversity he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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I found this doodle in a really old notebook and I can’t for the life of me remember the context but I love it
A poorly drawn pencil sketch on lined notebook paper. A cat(?) with an arched back firing a snake(?) out of a cannon?
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It’s a real website and I very much encourage you to click around it’s hilarious
A screenshot of a website that says “Anonymous. Discreet. Don’t waste any more time trying to see your Tesla. We’ll take it from here…” a large red button says “Steal my Tesla” with a man in the background driving a car with a ski mask on. The website is stealmytesla.com and it’s amazing
May 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I am so f’ing sick of seeing generative ai EVERYWHERE
Gif of a white pikmin spraying acid on a metal post before angrily kicking the remains. A red pikmin drags it away as it keeps kicking. Its tiny rage is palpable
April 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A ms paint drawing of a little guy bawling their eyes out while looking at their phone
April 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Three gifs edited together to show a salmon being loaded into a tube, shot out of an artillery type cannon thingy, and finally smacking a poor reporter upside the head. It’s quite dumb and also perfect
April 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Tweet by Canyon Kafer saying “sir those are my emotional support 6-month-old browser tabs”
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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My black kitty Henry lounging on my lap looking a bit eepy, a bit annoyed.
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Two panel image. First one shows a dude extremely horrified and disgusted by op. The next one shows the same guy offering op and upvote but looking very uncomfortable doing so
March 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A dinosaur in a lightning storm saying “ I’m not gonna lie, I did not like that. But thank you for sharing regardless.”
March 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Pikachu, looking surprised
February 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Picture of someone sliding a completely frozen, still wrapped in plastic turkey into a flaming oven. Big text across the top and bottom says “THERE IS STILL TIME. NEVER GIVE UP”
December 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Image of a long silver fish, peeking into frame from the right. Its wide eyes and slightly parted mouth give a shocked or dumbfounded impression. Also, the name of the fish is a ‘wahoo’, which is not depicted but is quite funny
December 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Sorry I cropped the original poster’s name out. I took this screen shot ages ago
Screenshot of a tumblr post saying “on the 13th day of Christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.” Underneath is a screenshot of a tweet from the Washington State Dept. of Nature saying, “it is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.” The tweet is dated 12/8/22. The author of the original post is cut out. My bad!!
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Also the whapapapapapaa-sploosh
November 29, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Hello Bluesky, I come bearing gifts of cat 🥰
Photo of a black cat sitting and looking off-camera with just the tip of his tongue sticking out
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 PM