Now, more than ever, the world needs a new Police Academy movie

Hanging out with my 8 y/o nephew for a week, consuming his TV and movies and like.. what happened to the Optimus Prime or Leonardo character archetype? A composed, competent leader whose moral dilemmas were a whole ass lesson? Literally every character in kid’s media is a screaming buffoon

Why do new shoes exist, if not to be stepped on by a stranger who is entirely oblivious

Guitar Center stores are the closest thing to a utopia our society will ever know

When they said they were taking aim at DEI maybe they meant diverse economic interests

Hard to believe the NYC subway still isn’t equipped for cellular reception

YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW

Surely there’s a better solution for bootstrapping digital communities at scale than discord

Consumers should start a nationwide accountability program to ensure that restaurants who are now charging more for egg dishes bring their prices back down if and when this situation normalizes

Dear Gamers, stop trying to shame me into liking Monster Hunter. Have the decency to play that mediocre series by yourself. Signed, Capcom Hater

This is the first time I’ve shoveled consistently in probably 2 decades and I’m realizing how much of my technique is informed by video game logic. What’s the optimal path with the least backtracking? Is 100% completion worth it? Are there any hidden voice recordings in this unshoveled corner?

After much back and forth with unlicensed music copyright flags, I’ve finally uploaded some of my (fairly boring) footage of Philly after the Eagles big win in Super Bowl LIX youtube.com/shorts/boVOj...

Person in sports apparel on the street: “….”
Me in standard clothes: “..go Birds?”
Person: *becomes a living representation of hysteria* “WOOOOOO GRHAHBFRAGFBARNKLAHAGDAB GO BIRDS!!”

This is the main difference between New York and Philly